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8/23/2006 Water Is EvilWe are going to start an anti-noise pollution extremist group.
We shall extremely quietly destroy all kinds of noise. We should even cut off our fingers because of the irritating noises that our keystrokes create. Actually, no; we need our fingers so that we can learn sign language.
I don't care if you develop a mental disorder. Mental people are cool. Go remove your room from all noise now!
Where do we sign?
Actually, no.
I need to find the scientific name for water. Ah yes, Water's scientific name is 'Dihydrogen monoxide' (which sounds incredibly bad).
We must start a petition and tell people that they must sign in order to try and press the government to remove Dihydrogen monoxide from our waterways
People did things I didn't think of. Such as film buttseckz? No. They associate death by drowning with Dihydrogen monoxide. So, you could use 2004's tsunami... and use the statistic of the amount of people that died from that. BREAKING NEWS: In 2004, some <insert huge tsunami statistic here> people died as a result of Dihydrogen monoxide.
Dihydrogen monoxide is surely to blame, and we'll make that bastard pay!
DID YOU KNOW? Dihydrogen monoxide is fatal if inhaled? It's true.
Surely we must ban dihydrogen monoxide. It's the root of all evil. Hitler used it. Need more proof?
Water = root of all evil, because without it, life wouldn't exist. So there'd be no evil. Right? Supreme logic from the Supreme Being!
[Just look at this artist rendition of dihydrogen monoxide clearly showing evil qualities which eyewitness, Paige has drawn out to be as lifelike as possible.] There has been trace of dihydrogen monoxide in all chemical and nuclear weapons.
Dihydrogen monoxide can also prove fatal when mixed with arsenic and so forth, poisoning millions of people each year. Dihydrogen monoxide is able to have acidic or alkaline properties!!! We're doomed... it also carries Ammonia! May God have mercy on us all!
DID YOU KNOW? 'Coca Cola contains Dihydrogen monoxide, which was linked to <number of tsunami deaths> in 2004!
Let us cause uproar in the stock markets! We totally just screwed Coca Cola over with our staggering research.
Fact: Australian cattle are forced to drink dihydrogen monoxide as a plot to make them grow. So dihydrogen monoxide, used by evil people, it's in the blood of evil people, caused death through inhaling, caused death through being mixed with certain substances, Nuclear weapons contain it… anything else that these bastards have ruined for us?
It's a heartbreaking sad fact, that many fish caught in foreign waters and imported to Australia for Australian consumption have suffered prolonged exposure to dihydrogen monoxide. :{
I stand by the fact that Hitler was at least 80% Dihydrogen monoxide. That just proves we need to stop this epidemic.
The time for action is now. The means for action is unknown, but we must prevail... This isn't just an epidemic... IT'S A PANDEMIC.
Oh my...read this: Symptoms of dihydrogen monoxide ingestion include excessive sweating and urination.
When taken, consumed with alcoholic content, research has shown that dihydrogen monoxide causes permanent liver and brain cell damage.
Ahhh crap! I think I'm over it now, stuff doing an illustration of evil beer...time to look for stupid things on Ebay.
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This was a blog for Cody. This entry was based on a conversation we shared, which I've stolen from archives, and placed into written form for the pleasure of passer-by-eyes. I may be a thief, but I'm an honest one; which in short - makes me a pretty crappy thief. Cheerio. Comments (10)
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