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    8/19/2006

    All you need is... paper!

    Creation of Boredom
     
    Business Studies is boring. The teacher keeps babbling and I keep not listening. Glorious isn't it? I'm not much a fan of the word "glorious" and... Sorry to go off on that tangeant. What I really wish to talk about is... the wonders of...
     
    Paper!
     
    Why paper? Because it's damned exciting! ~
     
    (~ May or not be truthfully exciting.)
     
    I'm here to advertise something... Not "MEGAPAPER", not "SUPERPAPER 3000", well shit not even "coloured paper"!
     
    Here at the paper factory we guarantee (not a real guarantee) to offer all these features and more! #
     
    (# There may or may not be more.)
     
    The durable, dynamic, useful, fun invention! Heck, it's even edible!
     
     
    * Sell it
    * Screw it up
    * Choke your neighbour with it somehow
    * Write on it
    * Shit on it
    * Fold it
    * Hide drugs and smoke them in it
    * Eat it
    * Explode it
     
    * BURN IT
    * WET IT
    * FREEZE IT
     
    * Show you're hardcore: cut yourself with it
     
    All these USEFUL features! You could make millions! (although this outcome is unlikely)
     
    You can NEVER go wrong with paper!^
     
    (^ Except sometimes.)
     
    Enjoy your day, and this short entry. About how much paper simply rocks my socks. Enlist to Paperlovers Anonymous today. If pain persists, see your doctor.
     
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    The voice in your headwrote:
    Don't listen to him people! What his company DOESN'T tell you is the long term effects of paper and the extreme addiction that usually follows it's usage! what's more, he eats babies and burns puppies. Down with paper, the route of all evil.
    Aug. 20
    Caitz facewrote:
    hahaha!
    Yes, paper is man's best friend. Who needs a dog.
    I like this because you didn't put "write on it" first in the list of uses.
    Myface has nothing intelligent to contribute, so... Goodnight.
     
    Aug. 20
    Paige.wrote:
    ...Interesting.
     
    You're always appealing in some way, you know.
    Aug. 20
    Jessica Daviswrote:
    i always get paper cuts
    i love paper
    you know with paper you can roll a blunt
    lols
    man i want you to listen to my new favorite song by interpol
    the specialist
    i love that song
    i love your face bestfriend
    aww hey get your ass on later
    i need something to do
    besides ive been watching tv almost all day
    _jesscuh
    Aug. 20
    Nifty Nicolewrote:
    I'll take two thousand!
    Aug. 19

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