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    7/11/2006

    I am are you interest yes deal?

    THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING!  MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 19TH JULY. I'LL BE 18. FORGET, AND DIE! RED FONT OF DOOM! Now for actual blog on telemarketing bastards...
     
    Am I interested in yes deal? No.
     
    Never.
     
    No way in hell.
     
    Leave me alone you damned non-English speaking telemarketer pieces of crap!
     
    What the hell is "Vooakoone"? I do not care. Where the hell is "Nert Ooeessay"? Not a freakin' clue. Go away.
     
    No, I said go away, you bastard! I can't understand a damned word. I'll be right back, I'm going to the toilet...
     
    Alright I'm back, wait, what the hell? You're still babbling? NO I haven't been here the whole tim- NO I wouldn't like you to repeat the offer. What? What? No I will NOT give you my information.
     
     
    Prick.
     
    No I don't want you to send me a free starter kit. YES I am happy. Look, piss off.
     
    The familiar phone call. And apparently I'm racist?
    Am I racist if I don't give a blind man a truck driving license?
    or if I choose that the tall guy shouldn't ride the roller coaster and end up decapitated?

    No, screw you Egyptians, Indians, Asians, and Aliens. I can't understand a word, get another job.
     
    LOLZ READ THIS, IT'S (NOT THAT) FUNNY: How to get rid of telemarketers
     
    1. Hang up on the sons of whores. (duh)
    2. Speak French until they get angry and hang up. (I don't actually speak French, irellevant)
    3. Leave the phone and let them babble until they realise you're not there. "Hello? Hello?"
    4. Try to sell them a product of your own (can be imaginary, such as "Anti-telemarketer devices")
    5. Ask them questions about their personal lives and try to divert the conversation to another topic.
    6. Act freaky. Or clingy. (not likely to work)
    7. Vent your anger, by yelling and abusing the crap out of them. (Yaay!)
    8. Pretend that you can't hear them, shout at them as if the line is faulty, try getting them to hang up.
    9. Say "be right back" and leave 'em hangin'. (waste their time and money, sweet victory)
    10. Repeat everything they say (3 cheers for acting like a child!) Fight questions with questions.
     
    'Tis simple. Make a challenge, and time yourself! Then make an effort to BEAT that record!
     
    What do you do when you get an Australian telemarketer? Thank the man! He just saved you from turning homicidal.
     
    Greetings, how can I help you? Oh you wish to sell me something eh? Oh okay, you've got less than a minute. Enlighten me. Wha? Ah yeah, much better than the pricks at Telstra who keep ringing us even though we're already members to their crappy service.
     
    Uh huh? Yeah? Sounds good. Uuh, I'm currently on dial up, meaning that every damned phone call from telemarketers actually disconnects me from the Internet, just as you have done now.
     
    Hah, indeed. Alrighty, I'll look into it. AAPT eh? How's that compare to TPG? No contract? Sweet. Your face rocks, THANKYOU for not being an Indian prick. What's that, you're Australian? Thankyou for your time sir, it'll be fine for you to ring back in a month.
     
    Behold! Intelligent conversation! Everyone's got stories about telemarketers, mormons, Jevoha's Witnesses, and Ebay notifications. Leave your own entertaining tales in a comment, you cheap bastards.
     
    Speaking of cheap bastards, I snuck in to see "Click". I'm glad I didn't pay money to see it - don't see it.
     
    I'm serious, don't even think about it.
     
    Just, no.
     
    Cheerio, I'm now off to sneak into Pirates of the Carribean: 2. I need more hobbies besides watching movies cheaply these holidays. I'll consider paying for this movie if it's any good...
    PFFT, nah. Oh, friends can see if they got a mention in the "Shout Out" blog (I'll link you to it later). Enjoy.
     
    Some retarded person from my hometown left a comment in previous blog asking "how can I be Lord of the Blogs if I live in Dubbo?" the answer, of course is. "Because I don't have a damned pink sparkly crap Space without any content." Grow a brain, woman.
     
     
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    Conorwrote:
    Ok Try this nexttime (should be in a few minutes) you get a call of a telemarketer
    Question everything they say E.g.
    Basterd: Hello There this is "Basterd" from the "i want to sell you stuff" company
    You :Hello there Basterd im conor from the mckenna residance.
    Basterd: Would you be interested in buying a mobile phone?
    You: Would You Be Interested in buying a mobile phone?
    (He's recognised my teenagers voice now)
    Basterd: How old are you?
    You: How old are you?
    Basterd: Put the house hold owner on please
    You: Put your house hold owner on and ill put mine on
    Basterd: Uhhhhhhh
    You: Dick.
    Hang Up.
    Wooo!
    July 31
    Flumpwrote:
    To "Flump"
     
    Get over it.
     
    And i do believe my name spells S A H R A.
     
    Asshole.


    What have we here? A reply? And I should get over it? Nice little bit of hypocracy, there.

    Believe it or not, what I said was a play on what you said, so in telling me to get over it, you're telling yourself to get over it.

    And on the spelling of your name: At least I bothered to attempt to properly spell (so I did it wrong? I wasn't wasting a lot of time checking the spelling of your name), as opposed to your "stfu".

    Get your face out of things that don't involve you.

    Biatch.
    July 29
    Paige.wrote:

    Adrian is in a history book?

    Wow, Adrian, well done.

    Have you noticed your space springs all kinds of arguments?

    When I become capable of an insult above "boogerbrains", perhaps I shall participate.

    July 19
    Lloyd Woodwrote:
    ... I read that in my history book, and it sounded way cool.
    July 18
    Lloyd Woodwrote:
    You may have won the battle, but Adrian will win the war.
    July 18
    Ben S. Lucianwrote:
    Tehe! *leaves witty and insulting comment to inspire readers to squabble like children*
    July 18
    [ S a h r a ]wrote:
    To "Flump"
     
    Get over it.
     
    And i do believe my name spells S A H R A.
     
    Asshole.
    July 17
    Flumpwrote:
    To "[ S A R A H ]"

    Get fucked.
    July 17
    [ S a h r a ]wrote:
    To "emokid"
     
    Stfu.
     
     
    Hmm.
    July 16
    Picture of Anonymous
    chezz wrote:
    Oh dear..... those ppl are just doing their jobs, which is obviously something you don't know about, kid..... the real pricks are the aussie companies which hire ppl oversears because they're cheaper workers... I think you should learn how to clean up your own poo before even start bitching about the shite you pigs create by yourselves...
    July 15
    °¤•þû®ë·©ò​lõú®•¤° - Lisawrote:
    I'm a fan of the "hang on I'll just get them for you" method and then just leave the phone sitting on the table to return 15 minutes later and hang it up. Call centres have the dreaded AHT(average handle time) that they need to meet, so anything you can do to prolong the call causes them problems and adds to the centres running costs and because the golden rule of most call centres is that you cannot disconnect the customer they will usually wait as long as you want to make them.
     
    You can always pick overseas call centres by the time delay after you answer the phone.
     
    July 13
    Jordan Pricewrote:
    Happy birthday for the 19th.
    Te-ra
    Jordan xx
    July 13
    Flumpwrote:
    *kicks back and enjoys watching Comrades arguing*

    *whispers to Jaryd* Adrian called you smelly.
    *whispers to Adrian* Jaryd called you fat.

    Fight, my pretties, FIGHT!
    July 12
    Jaryd Rankinwrote:
    Haha, Adrian, you just lost your last trace of credibility when you called me an emokid.
    July 12
    Adrian Snrubwrote:
    Thanks for your input of one point, Jaryd.
     
    Of a list that I deem to be not particularly amusing.
     
    Piss off, child. The only things you inspire, would be me raising my middle finger.
     
    Inspiration for this blog was the polite Australian telemarketer I spoke to, not the spiteful angsty emokid known as "Jaryd".
     
    Regards, Snrub.
    July 11
    Jaryd Rankinwrote:
    To Katie I award a free vacation.
     
    July 11
    Jaryd Rankinwrote:
    Dave, I award you one free internet.
    July 11
    Katiewrote:
    Silly children. I patented your mothers at the time of your birth, so I win.
     
    BOW DOWN.
    July 11
    Davewrote:
    *HONK*
     
    This appears to be identical to something I shouted to a man in a wheelchair this morning. I don't care how many legs he has, he was in my damn way, the jackass! The stairs are for us walkers, asshole!
     
    Anyway, I see that I am your almighty inspiration, so I allow you to kiss my ass.
    July 11
    Jaryd Rankinwrote:

    *HONK*

     

    4. Try to sell them a product of your own (can be imaginary, such as "Anti-telemarketer devices")
     
    Hrm, that seems very familiar with something I wrote quite a while ago. Feel free to bow down and honour me as your inspiration.
     
    July 11
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