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5/24/2006 Ode To A CubeMost teenagers are aware of the dark ways of Satan. The way of playing Runescape, Warcraft, or Tibia at the expense of your friendships, relationships, comrades, and brothers.
This is one big "Screw you" for all these evil games, with shocking graphics that steal our friends.
The cube represents the player on the Roleplaying Game Map.
Before you ask, yes, I edited myself poorly into the online game "Runescape".
Ode To A Cube
O little cube, upon my screen
Doth bring me tears of joy,
To see a pixelated dream;
A filthy marketing ploy.
Ode to a cube that steals the soul, childish little toy.
Why doth thou suckest in thine friends?
You filthy rotten cube!
Slaying beasts, your life depends,
And what the crap's a "n00b"?
Ode to a cube that steals the soul, I'd rather suck a boob.
All you do is shovel dirt, haul wood, eat, and poo!
Not that we can see that crap,
The rulebook says it's true.
I'm onto you Mr Bad Anime, your lies, your tricks, your trap.
Ode to a cube that steals the soul, b****, please let me nap!
Warcraft makes my friends' eyes dazed,
He lost his girlfriend too!
That hermit lives inside his "lair", intensing eyebrow raised
Anger stirs within this beast, What is thou to do?
Ode to a cube that steals the soul, YES, I'M ONTO YOU!
Tibia, Runescape, Neopets! Internet form of faeces,
Get back! You evil bastards!
Perverts only play these games, as an explicit tease
It's not even fun unless I'm drunk, only ever plastered
Ode to a cube that steals the soul of perverts, cowards, dastards!
'Tis not my soul you've taken,
No more! Let me live!
Too many freaks, you've shaken!
You've nothing good to give.
Curse to Bill Gates' marketing goal, to make all minds inactive
Curse to the men who bludge the dole, computer nerds compulsive
Curse to the zombie braindead mole, whom I will surely outlive
Ode to the place we dropped them in, a hole...
...with nucular explosive.
[End]
Thanks for listening.
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I don't hate the games (okay, I personally find them boring), they're just so damned addictive to others that I miss talking to my friends sometimes = [ and i thought I'd be creative in the way I voice my opinion with a cheap/ easy/ crappy illustration, along with a ballad. Time wasted? Nowhere near as much as my friends spend on Runescape. Comments (11)
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