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4/20/2006 Cyber is RidiculousKateh says: Write a blog about how ridiculous cyber sex is. This blog is written for Kateh.
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[Welcome to teen romance! Some like it hot, other's like it dirrrty]
Some_Guy_69: H R U SPEEK INGLISH R U ME 4 NOIC TEB U R MARRY ME? 43/m/egpty
[Some_Guy_69 has been set to ignore]
sxc_big_boobs: Hiiiiiii!!!!! 12/f/aus hot guys plz msg me. i have cam!!!
omg_wtf_bbq: So yeah, anyway, I says to mabel I says...
133t_h4xx0r: Yeah dude, this room's totally dead aye...
coolboy34893234987: So hey there and stuff.. um, I'm kinda new to this... I'm sorta lookin' for a girl who's busty, fair hair, who might wanna cyber?
[Cyber_Babe has started a private message window with you]
Cyber_Babe: Heya there, big fella. age/sex/location?
coolboy34893234987: Er I'm 18/male/ Australia, nice to meet you..
Cyber_Babe: Oh okay, well I'm 18/f/Australia too. Barely legal ;) Wanna cyber? *licks your ear*
coolboy34893234987: Well actually I'm just looking for pics and stuff...what do you look like anyway?
Cyber_Babe: Hmm alright, hang on, I'll send you a picture...
[Cyber_Babe has sent you a JPEG file]
Click here to view image (hold shift and click to open in new window)
coolboy34893234987: WHOA! OH MY GOSH! YOU'RE SO HOTT! I WANNA DO YOU!!!
Cyber_Babe: Yeah it's not a very good picture of me = [ Sorry... my ex-girlfriend took it when we were just foolin' around...
coolboy34893234987: YOU ARE F***** HAWT AS, BABE. Anyone would wanna bone you!
Cyber_Babe: *Sits on your lap, 'n' starts kissin' you while rocking back 'n' forth gently* Wow, you're so romantic...
coolboy34893234987: Er... my lap's still empty... I don't get it.
Cyber_Babe: *Slips free of her clothes! And undoing your clothes, havin' a little fun as I go along*
coolboy34893234987: Wait on, I don't get it... you can't take off my clothes... my clothes are still on... and I don't see no clothes-less hott babe sitting on me!
Cyber_Babe: You're supposed to use your imagination, silly... just think of what it would be like... these thoughts should make you very 'happy' if you know what I mean ;).
coolboy34893234987: Oh... my imagination? Wow, you're right... that is hott...
Cyber_Babe: Uh huh, sure is, you like it?
coolboy34893234987: Wait, what do I get out of this?
Cyber_Babe: The satisfaction of making love to a grotty old man without knowing it.
coolboy34893234987: What do you mean?
Cyber_Babe: I'm a man, 43/m/Australia. You sick f***.
coolboy34893234987: A what?
[Cyber_Babe has sent you a JPEG file]
Click here to view new image (Hold shift and click to open in new window)
Cyber_Babe: That's me. My name is Earl. HAHAHAAH!
coolboy34893234987: WHAT THE F***??!?!?!?!??!?!
Cyber_Babe: Still wanna cyber?
coolboy34893234987: ASDKJFLHALWKEJFHASLDJFH F no!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
Cyber_Babe: Sweet dreams. *kiss*
coolboy34893234987: AHHHH!!
[You have blocked "Earl", thinking your problems are solved, but become paranoid that your secret may become exposed... or that he'll find that profile picture of you, and grab your address after doing sick things to your picture. Yes, you're screwed.]
And they all lived happily ever after... 'cept coolboy and big_boobs since they were morons.
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Old classic blog on this topic is HERE.
Even if you KNOW the person, cyber is still stupid. Cut it out, get a life you pathetic scumbags. Earl will hack your friends accounts, and steal your heart without you knowing it.
May his gentle lisp and horribly deformed face haunt you forever, you anxious little monkeys.
Go get some fresh air or something. Instead of fake kissing some hermit with down syndrome. Comments (3)
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