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3/4/2006

Harry Potter Sucks. There: I said it.

Let's get right to the point now, shall we?

I'm sick and tired of hearing all this crap like 'omygawwd I sooo luurve Daniel Radcliffe/ Rupert Grint/ Emma Watson/ or Tom Felton!!11111!!'

Tom Felton plays the 'bad guy' anyway (Draco Malfoy), the kid who's even more of a little shit than the heroes. You're supposed to hate him.

This is now your turn, to shut the hell up and let me speak. I'm tempted to turn comments off again, so that I don't hear all this 'omygawwd shuttup ur just ghey adrien u havn even seend it!!11!!

Guess what asshole? I have seen the movies, and read the books. And I'm glad I didn't pay anything for them. Very glad. They were crap. Yes crap. Get over it.

Now, apart from these pimply kids who are apparently the hottest thing on the planet, (along with their poor acting abilities) what's to like about them? I sat through the first two movies thinking 'Gah, their voices, so squeaky, make it stop before I kill something, or someone'. Later to be dissapointed by two more abysmal feature films.

'well at leest da books were gud aye? yer da movies did suk but da books were da best eva!1!!!!!'

Let me respond to this with the marvellous 'Harry Potter Font'...

There. Get the message yet? Nothing you say will make those books go from 'shithouse' to 'good' in the duration of a comment on this blog, so don't even try. Also, me calling you an 'idiot' is not 'soo funni becoz dat woz on napoleen dinamite HAHAHAHAHAH'. Napoleon Dynamite was even poorer quality entertainment than the Harry Potter movies. I don't want to hear any more of it.

I mean sure, I hold a lot of respect for a teenage protagonist who goes around being rewarded for being a little snot. And sure, I love reading about teenagers making out, while they go to imaginary school, BUT I SURE DON'T LOVE READING 'HARRY POTTER'.

Whoa, capital letters, I know what you're all thinking by now: 'kk settle down dood lol iz it dat time of da month or sumfink? lol'

How does 'no' grab you? Does it grab you by the balls and shake you until you wish you were never born a man? (Stolen quote from a movie I haven't even seen, suck it)

Now, I've only had the stomach to read each book once. Want my reviews? Too bad! They're here anyway!

Book 1: Fair story, strategically marketed, annoying characters, poorly written.
Book 2: Fair story, strategically marketed, same characters, poorly written.
Book 3: Lame story, strategically marketed, whiney characters, poorly written.
Book 4: Long story, strategically marketed, same characters, poorly written.

Book 5: Crap story, suckers bought it anyway, want Harry to die, poorly written.

Book 6: Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap - Why did I read it? I have no idea.

Now, it won't matter if 'Harry Potter and the Ridiculous Plotline' (aka Book 7) is approximately 4 pages long, has no spelling corrections, or plot line. You'll buy it anyway, for $700, because you're a moron.

I intend to get T-shirts printed..

"Harry Potter Fans Suck Balls"

Then I'll go down to the book store on the final book's release and let loose at some nerds. Either alone, or with 'members' I'll throw some punches at nerds, just like the good ol' days aye? I intend on starting a riot.

Disclaimer to any authoritarian figures: "I hereby declare that I will not start a riot....*cough cough*."

Also, I'll pick the book up in the store, force myself to read the final two chapters, and then shout at all the nerds who are nearly halfway though and tell them:

"Voldemort is Harry Skywalker's Father!"

Well, you know what I mean, and the cool thing is, it won't cost me a cent.

I don't think the books are 'witchcraft', or 'blasphemy', or 'Satanic' or any of that other stuff that people are trying to put over. Having a snot-nosed dipshit for the 'hero' isn't much of a role model to the dopey readers though, who now think it's 'kewliez' to go out at night. Let's see who laughs when you get BUTTSECKZ'D!

The books are just 'shit'. Why can't you accept that? I don't care how it ends, I can live without reading it.

adrians_blogs_r_us@yahoo.com.au

PS: Some people think Harry Potter is real. I laugh in their middle aged faces. In other news: The song competition winners were picked and are listed at the bottom of the previous entry.

PPS: None of this "each to their own" business, if you don't agree with me, you are wrong. It's really that simple.

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	вℓαиcнє иєιğє™wrote: :) .. i dont know y im here -"- .. despite the fact, i completely disagreed with u about Harry Potter .. (-_-? ) well, I like Harry Potter :) cuz I was amazed .. Rowling has so fab. imagination .... that's all .. and :D... well well well , u dont like Harry Potter .. but u read the st. - the 6th .. mmmm great :D ... man .. u know wht ? i think u r one of his biggest fan :D ok ok .. im wrong im wrong .. :D .. it's simple .. right ? :D:D:D:D :P by the way, i like ur space :) ps. u cannot throw ur weirdo comment back to me ( in case u wanna do that) cuz i disallow comment in ma space .. wooo hoooo :D so.. just know that I was here ~ Mar. 18
	The voice in your headwrote: Hey man, put me down for a copy of your CD. I'll email you the address. Mar. 16
	Mikewrote: I wasn't making changes to my space, I think I was hacked because everything changed and 80% of things were deleted...hmm, strange, i've managed to rescue most of it after much banging of head on table though...anyways, no-one take offence to what I said about Harry Potter, Jesus, I needed a rant, so I did, I'm not malicious, it was a joke, I'm a sarcastic person and I tend to rip people without meaning much, I just think its funny because 95% people cant hold an argument with me because they arent as quick witted...don't take it to the heart, its a JOKE Mar. 14
	Nifty Nicolewrote: Haha...Light up a room when you leave it...Haha. Mar. 14
	Mikewrote: Dear antonymer, fuck you, Harry Potter is a fuckturd, I can't believe you like him, oh dear, poor you, no doubt your life is so dull then that you can actually write your diary one week in advance, you'd probably light up a room when you leave it. Now, I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus than reading a Harry Potter book, so, I mean this with the upmost courtesy, stick the books up your fucking arse for safe keeping and lets hope they get lost never to be found... regards Mikey-el P.S. Wow, I needed that short rant, ages since I had one, nothing against whover the fuck I just ranted at, you were just first in line because you happened to be the only one who likes Harry Potter in all these comments, hahahaha...thankyou Adrian for letting me use your space as a battleground, cheers =) Mar. 14
	Δ ₪ t Ø И ¥ M Ξ Я™wrote: ~~~ I love HARRY POTTER ~~~ Mar. 9
	Jadie! wrote: adrian!! Your such a funny pop-tart! Mar. 9
	James #748464866wrote: Harry Potter is gay. That's all really. I understand the naive little children who like that shit, but adults who read it too...? What the fuck? My ex-girlfriend dragged me to the cinema to see the second film and it was the only film i've ever fallen asleep in... totaly shite. Mar. 8
	~HaNnaH~ wrote: AHAHAHHAHAHAH LMFAO nice blog ur rite tho ive seen the movies culdnt b bothered with the books... Mar. 8
	°¤•þû®ë·©òlõú®•¤° - Lisawrote: "to escape from reality whenever you need it" I thought that was why we use the internet? Mar. 7
	...wrote: Harry Potter + Napoleon Dynamite = Utter shit. Mar. 7
	Nifty Nicolewrote: I love Napolean Dynamite, simply because it's so stupid, it's hilarious. Mar. 7
	Sarah wrote: I like Napolean Dynamite simply because, Its so bad XD Mar. 5
	Britta wrote: I have read all of the books and seen all of the movies and completely agree with everything in this blog. Congratulations, Adrian. Mar. 5
	Flumpwrote: Yarrr - Go fuck yourself Although I disagree with you, that was mainly for insulting Maddox I will frame you for murder and make sure you are raped by a large hairy man Flump Mar. 5
	Immortal and Ephemeralwrote: OMZ, HOW CAN U SAY DAT, DANIEL IS ZO HOT!!!111 Enough with the sarcasm, he's a whiney git and I hate him. Mar. 5
	Richardwrote: I cant agree with you more. harry potter is gay, and the plotlines are so very bad they make those "see spot run" books seem like genius. Mar. 5
	Tony wrote: Something about dead jews? Mar. 5
	Katiewrote: Dear Adrian, Fuck you. Yours sincerely, Katie. Mar. 5
	Aaron wrote: OMIGAWD11111! Hernia dies in the next book, shit...And I ordered the fucking next book in advance for over 1 Million Pounds (U.K) to have the bloody thing ruined. Thanks a lot Brugg, at least reinburse me :\ Ok, over with the sarcasm. Good 'ol time' blog. Got space for another person to riot? Wez gonna rito? Letz git em boyz...an girliez! (Think of some really dumb fuck with too much muscle) LOLZ!!!1! (And a riot "KILLING" people who talk "lyk dis") Mar. 4

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