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    2/26/2006

    Competition.

    Examples?
     
    * Sing a death metal cover of a religious song.
    * Sing a barber shop quartet about loving Satan.
    * Sing an offensive rap song about loving Jesus.
    * Sing a Beatles song, and change the lyrics to 'buttseckz'n knomes'.
     
    We'll do anything if it sounds brilliant.
     
    (Album 2: Tempest in the Back Alley Near Coles)
     
    * Another Introduction
    * In The Trashcan (Roadrunner United cover)
    * Early, Be Good (Think: Johnny B. Goode)
    * F*** The B*****s, Motherf***** (Censor: Treat The Women With Respect)
    * Symphany of Gay Hatred (Megadeth Cover)
    * Jew-ality (Slipknot Cover)
    * Heathen in a Christian School
    * Nerds on Fire (HammerFall Cover)
    * + "Help I'm stuck in a CD factory'
       + 'Poo Poo For You'
       + 'Mein Kamf, Our Bible'
    * Possible 'Anal C***' cover.
    * Possibly 'The Beatles' cover (just to butcher a perfectly good song)
     
     
    So, now we're at the end of a freaking lazy blog entry, feeling mighty ripped off, and disapointed with the absense of freaky pictures.
     
    Screw your pictures!
     
     
    Techno is crap, and doesn't even have a 'tune'. Forget it.
     
    1. Brugg: Title: "Help am stuck in a CD factory (please send help)"
       Tune: "Dear God help me, I'm fucking serious, this isn't a song!"
     
    2. Monty: Theme: "setting pigeons and monkey faeces on fire,
       and lobbing them at assorted figured of authority
       ... Teachers... Presidents... Lesbians...
       And the true rulers of the world: Zombie buffalo."
       Tune: "I Am The Walrus" (The Beatles)
     
    3. Richard: Theme: " the similarities of nazism and religion like 
       the swastika and the crucifix and the bible to mein kampf
       Tune: "Power/Death Metal"
     
    Each of these complete bloody legends will receive a signed copy of our crappy, crappy CD. We'll be sure to send it once we print out some cheap labels. Enjoy your day.
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    TheWhiteSe​alwrote:
    Hi there,

    I just found your blog, it has been a really interesting read! On the subject of labels, a while back i managed to find a british labels company who sold me a batch of plain labels for a really low price.
    May 1
    Reinhardwrote:
    I won? Wheres my fucking prize money bitch?
    Mar. 4
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    I'm a believer.. wrote:
    Hey Adrian..
    Just in passing, I found your space, and I've read through your blogs and such. You seem an interesting guy. Also, I think you're cute in the picture called 'fun headphones'.
    God bless,
    Sarah
    Mar. 2
    Timwrote:
    1. Throwing burning nuns in front of trucks
      - Help! (Beatles)
    2. "Puddle of looove"
      - Happy 60's
    3. setting pigeons and monkey faeces on fire,
       and lobbing them at assorted figured of authority
       ... Teachers... Presidents... Lesbians...
       And the true rulers of the world: Zombie buffalo.
      - I am the Walrus (Beatles)
    4. the similarities of nazism and religion like the swastika and the
        crucifix and the bible to mein kampf
      - power/death metal
     
    5. Title: "Help am stuck in a CD factory (please send help)"
       Tune: "Dear God help me, I'm fucking serious, this isn't a song!"
     

    *. Sacriligeous church hymn
    *. Happy rapist song
    *. Public Nudity
    Mar. 2
    **aurora**wrote:
    i'm an italian girl,your space is very pretty!!chibichia
    Mar. 2
    stevewrote:
    great space man , have a good one
     
    steve
    Mar. 1
    bella---Xwrote:
    ok i think this comment will embaress me.
     
    i DIDNT GET A FREAKING WORD YOU SAID.
     
    heart, bella.
    Feb. 28
    No namewrote:

    Title: "Help am stuck in a CD factory (please send help)"

    Tune: "Dear God help me, I'm fucking serious, this isn't a song!"

    Feb. 27
    Matt Powellwrote:
    Alright, here goes.

    What's that song that goes: 'Don't youw ant somebody to love, don't you need somebody to love'

    Do a cover of that. Knowing you you'll probably come up with your own twisted version. And I'm too lazy to say anything else for now.
    Feb. 27
    Obsoletewrote:
    write a song about a nun masturbating with a crucifix on christmas eve, whilst the priest of her church rapes seven year old boys by saying they will be offered eternal salvation if they touch his "wee wee"
     
    you must refer to it as his "wee wee"
     
     
    make it in the style of an church hym
    Feb. 27
    Picture of Anonymous
    On Behalf of Nick wrote:

    Nick says:

    Why don't you do a "hardcore" rap about My little pony?

    use pseudo-swearwords like "Fiddlesticks!"

    Feb. 26
    Picture of Anonymous
    On Behalf of Miffy wrote:

    Miffy says:

    Something to the tune of Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows  (Lesley Gore) :]

                  Possibly, 'Cyanide, Lysergide and Rapists'

    Feb. 26
    Ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳERRYN​ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ1wrote:
    Write a song about my grandma catchin STD off my chicken and then she goes crazy and my chicken gets SHINGLES and he dies from birdflu so my dog eats him and catches birdflu then my Maths teacher eats my dog alive and also catches birdflu then every one catches birdflu from my maths teacher who we call margarine coz he spreads himself around.
    (wite this to the music to yellow submerine by the beetles)
     
    OR
     
    Write a song about Shae not getting any at school so se kisses tiffany and then gets teased by all the boys and she gets depressed and turns emo then whilst shes not getting any she sticks her toothbrush in her jiny (vagina for the proper spelling people) and gets even more teased for that so Adri-han, Timmi-ku, E-harn and Zorro get together and murder her and no one goes to her funeral coz no one loves her not even the reverand showed up and then no one put her in the ground and she stayed laying on the grass rotting away then one night when there is a full moon a group of necrophiliacs come and rape er then eat her and then they poo her out out into the toilet and she goes alone the sewer pipe and when she reaches the ocean she floats ff into the sunset.
    (music to Type O negitives song I dont wanna be)
     
    AND THAT IS ALL
    Love Erryn
     
    LIFES NEVER COMPLEATE WITHOUT A BUCKET OF CHICKEN
     
    Feb. 26
    Nicole Tatsuwrote:
    Hiya! i want a song about being naked in public... and do it to the tune of one of my songs
     
     
    OH and HIGHLIGHT YOUR MONKEY (or just view my space.... whatever is good for you....)
     
     
    Alderin
    Feb. 26
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    On Behalf of Richard wrote:

    Richard says:

    hmm make a song about... the similarities of nazism and religion like the swastika and the crucifix and the bible to mein kampf

    power/death metal

    and the chorus could be somthing like

    "The Swastika, our Crucifix

    Mein Kampf, Our Bible

    The Jew will fall... TO THE SWASTIKA!!"

    that was a song i made up about a year ago, i had the ambition for being in the most heavy and offensive band to ever exist i dont know anyone that would want a band as heavy as im thinking, plus.. the racism

    people are too pussy these days

    Feb. 26
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    JJ wrote:
    How about that song by some fuckers...oh its called suga suga or something by baby bash, and they sing
    "suga suga how you get so fly"
    Change it to
    "Earl and Tony how you get so high"
     
    Hmmm the rest of the lyrics? Well if you download it, it should go something like this, except i've changed the lyrics.
     
    Two guys
    Both high
    You got me drinkin'
    You got me pissin'
     
    You got me drinkin', pissin', higher than the ceiling
    And oo wee what is that i'm feeling?
    You got me sniffing, feeling so gifted
    Earl and Tony how you get so high?
     
    [Chorus]
    Earl and Tony how you get so high?
    Earl and Tony how you get so high?
    Earl and Tony how you get so high?
    Earl and Tony how you get so high?
     
     
    And i'm sure you can figure out something better than that, or the next verses, whatever.
     
    Feb. 26
    ratm_soad_​n_AFIwrote:
    I am quite liking Benno's idea
     
    I don't care what the song's about, but i suppose i could make it obvious by the name.
    I want it sung to the tune of "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" by the Dropkick Murphys EXCEPT change the name to "Kiss Me I'm Clitfaced". o_O
     
    In the meantime, i shall think of some more ideas.
     
    And by the way, i don't even know the Dropkick Murphys, a mate sent me the song and its just begging to be changed from shit to clit >_<
    Feb. 26
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    benno wrote:
    got annother one for you dudes
    heard of soundgarden? they do a song called "spoonman" and it absolutely kicks arse
    but add a twist, as u guys do so well, and call it "incest"
    SPOONMAN is the name and theme of the whole song, spoons are played in it
    dudes this is PERFECT for "trash can of deception"
    Spoons for fucks sake! hobbo? i think so.
    cheers
    Feb. 26
    Dev Parikhwrote:
    Crouching Pedo... lmao. Nice names Adrian.
    Treat the women with respect. Haha...
     
    Good way to start my day, with a few laughs here..
     
    tah
    Feb. 26
    Katiewrote:
    What about a chorus of small boys crooning erotic lullabies?
     
    I'm sure it would sell well to the paedophiles.
     
    Something like; "Hush little Early, don't say a thing, Jimmy's gonna play with your ding-a-ling.. Ahhhhhh [Cresendo to indicate 'climax']."
     
    Or 'Mary Had A Little Lamb' with bestiality. Everyone likes bestiality.
    Feb. 26
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