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2/19/2006

Crikey!

We went into the harsh outback, into a small town known as Dubbo. We had been informed of TWO rare species of emo. After a long search and some thumbs bein' jammed up tha emo's bitt-'oles (butt-holes, for you jerks who don't know how Steve Irwin talks), these are our findings...

The Jewish Emo: Sookias Fagatias

Not much is known about the 'sookias fagatias' apart from the fact that they hang around malls looking for girls and/or guys and/ or pornography. Little is known about it, which is why it's our aim to capture and kill this low life son of a bitch. Crikey! Just make sure he doesn't grab ya by the dangle-doos!

What we do, is set a simple trap at the bottom of this here escalator, hoping that the Jewish Emo will sniff out the bait (a razor blade, the emo's favourite tool) then we can jump 'im! We'll have to be very quiet not to scare 'im though...roight, now let's go hide...

EMO! GET HIM!

The chase is on, and his girly legs don't carry 'im very far at all.

"Now watch me jam me thumb in his bitt-'ole"

The Gay Matrix Emo: Neosis Wanna-Beas

Roight, now we've been informed of another kind of emo, the Gay Matrix Emo, aka the 'Neosis Wanna-Beas', usually found wearing Hawaiyan shirts, and gay 'Neo' glasses. The typical sook often thinks they're goth, and may look like he's fresh from "The Blair Emo Bitch Project".

"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG My girlfriend like totally dumped me today and I'm so emo, I wish she wouldn't do it, I'm so sad... There's hunters out here tonight..."

EMO! GIT 'IM!

Bloody hell he's gone! Okay quick keep goin'! Steve takes a dive, he's taken him down! Wait, he's back up again! Cheeky little bastard! He's out smarted us for now.. Oi Wait! He's tripped!

Now, watch me jam me thumb in his bitt-'ole!

...

[The aftermath]

Roight, now THIS is the aftermath... it seems the emo got me and it seems I've been injected with his venom too. Which means I've got 24 hours, until I'm a sooky emo meself....

OI'm farked!

Written by Tim Flaps, and Adrian Snrub.

Oh yeah, and Kyle Moot helped film.

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	The Emo Slayerwrote: Oh this is sweet as. Thanks Mar. 29
	-x-aLaNa-x- wrote: OMG !!! I HATE EMO'S I FEEL LYK SAYING GET OVER UR SELF PITTY N HELP THA WORLD! OR LYK GETTING A HAMMER N HITTING THEM ON THA HEAD AND SAYING "GET HAPPY" LOSERS! thnx awesome site.. i fukin hate emo's Mar. 4
	aLLiBoowrote: hay there...i was on the dolly blog thing and readyour comment and thought id take a look at your space...its pretty kool...and your blogs are funny....umm...well i dont know what else to say so im gonna go now...byebye... Feb. 25
	FlamingRetardwrote: I did that once. I got stuck, now I have no thumb. Because it's in an emos bum. Ha! Rhyming. And one like per everyfew words must get annoying HA! again! Out--~~ Feb. 25
	Andrewwrote: So realistic. "I linked this ™" Andrew Feb. 24
	JAMES wrote: OK, WHERE DO I START, first of all, you definitely have a space with a difference and to some degree you do deserve an applause for originality. At the same time you appear to have a strange fetish for jamming fingers up peoples arse's, but everybody to there own! Since i am a virgin to the internet and for me to come across a space like yours, it was a little head blowing, I'm sure that was your intention. Admittedly, i have one of those spaces that you hate, yes i have everybody bored with my days events (but like you- I DON'T care). In-fact, when you have computer limitations like myself and cannot get graphics to wake the retina, then basically your stuck with my gibbering gossip. Then again, Britain is free country and people have choice, just like yourself. You have the CHOICE to visit or NOT to visit and if you don't like what you see then you can always jam your thumb up your OWN Butt hole for some sort of strange relief, inevitably getting you away from other peoples dull life. Then again, you could also kick back, get to know them, and have a laugh. Till then try a therapist or you can get to know me and still have a laugh. I await for your sarcastic humor that i love. Be good.......... James Feb. 24
	aaron wrote: Ah shit. Been ages since I could finally get the new spaces to load and I'm glad I managed. See you haven't lost your touch. As I say many times (or not so many); All Hail the Lord of the Blogs! Feb. 23
	Astridwrote: This amuses me. O' hunter getherer. Feb. 23
	Hylicwrote: your space is particular, very nice Feb. 22
	Micky wrote: Man this page is aswoem funny shit and i knw i can't spell either but keep it up man its wicked even if ya is from NSW Feb. 22
	Iris Sparrowwrote: Hey,I just found out the actual voting dont begin until Thursday(oopps), so you can place your own vote then :) Good luck ~Iris Feb. 22
	Iris Sparrowwrote: Hello, I got here form the Spaces hall of fame, where I voted for a friend. You mentioned about not being able to votie for yourself, but all jokes aside, I have seen ppl do that. Just thought I'd let you know :) Awesome space ya have here. You wont like mine, its chalk full of sparkly stuff :P Have a good day Mate ;) ~Iris Feb. 22
	Jorge Figueiredowrote: I wonder if we have any Emos here, in my neck of the woods. I hope not. We need to keep our bullets handy. Feb. 22
	bec poirrierwrote: lol u hav it much fukin time on ur hands sersoiusly funny tho luv bec xoxox call me Feb. 21
	Richardwrote: Interesting space... makes mine look like a pile of puke. are you serious about hating emo's? because I for one can't stand them. I look forward to reading your rants. Feb. 21
	Benno wrote: adrian, as i have said before......YOU FUCKIN ROCK havint laughed this much since the last blog peace dude Feb. 20
	kymwrote: I laughed so hard when i saw Timmah's face screwed up in frustration forward slash dissapointment. You must let me see this so called 'movie'. If its any where near as good as the stuff on youre site then im sure it will be greatly enjoyed. THough watching Kyle beat you with a stick got very repetitive, though i do enjoy hearing you scream. ^_^ Feb. 20
	Lloydo. wrote: Whoops. I clicked the link. Am I in trouble or something now? Well, I don't care. It was worth it. Funny stuff. ...............................(recuperating).............................. Yeah. I guess I've run out of things to say. And I'm not as witty as you to think of anything. So I guess I'll just stop trying all together. Or maybe not. I'm yet to decide. Im'a go read a thesaurus or something. Fare-thee-well... Sir. Feb. 19
	Adrian Snrubwrote: Bahahah! Touche' Jaryd. >_< Feb. 19
	Jaryd Rankinwrote: I followed your advice and didn't click the link. Now I'm left with nothing. Good work, asshole. Oh who am I kidding? I followed it. Fucking crazy. Feb. 19

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