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2/15/2006 Adventures of Adri-han!'ADRI-HAN Z' PART I
(Er, there is only one part, and will only EVER be one part unless I'm a liarface, which, I almost certainly am. If you don't know what Dragonball Z is, you're lucky, don't watch it. This is a crap parody. Enjoy.)
The muscle-bound Adri-han awoke, having a breakfast of razor blades, a shower of acid, and a quick shave with a chainsaw - mostly just to prove how hardcore he was compared to every other Japanese cartoon character. (No, it's not called 'anime', shuttup, no, seriously, shuttup they're called cartoons and this is MY story)
"IT SEEMS WE ARE OUT OF MILK!" Adri-han exclaimed loudly to no-one in particular as he punched the refridgerator into one thousand pieces. (A tally of three hundred and fifty two dead councellors was a sure sign that his anger management classes... had not been going well at all.)
Adri-han 'transported' himself in seconds (despite laws of physics, relativity, and thermo-dynamics) just so that the kids with ADD wouldn't get bored too quickly. He did so with an array of flashing lights: confusing, blinding, and incedently KILLING some nearby stoners who just happened to be watching this 'totally trippy fireworks crap, man'. Great. Now Adri-han's suit was dirty. Not even a mega-ultra-chin-chow-chewy-cleaning-crap-michael-jackson-attack could possibly remove those nasty blood stains.
"WE MEET AGAIN!" Adri-han shouted threateningly at the store clerk.
"Er, pardon me?" came the polite and somewhat confused reply. "LET US TALK FOR TWENTY MINUTES BEFORE ACTUALLY FIGHTING!" he intruded, sounding increasingly constipated. "We have a score to settle, Adri-han" murmered a quiet voice from behind. Adri-han turned quickly, in a poorly animated fashion to stand face to face with none other, than Supersaiyan Jesus.
Wait, did I say Jesus murmered? No way! He's too 'EXTREME' to murmer, let's try that again: TAKE TWO!
"WE HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE, ADRI-HAN, YOU SON OF A WHORE!"
"JESUS, NO, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!"
"I WAS!" "HOW CAN THIS BE?" "ER, IDIOT, THIS CRAP ALWAYS HAPPENS ON THIS SHOW!" ... "OH YEAH, ENOUGH WITH THE CHIT-CHAT, LET'S FIGHT!"
[Stay tuned for the next uneventful episode of ADRI-HAN Z!]
Next week:
"BWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHH!"
"HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" "LIGHTNING!"
"PAJAZO!" Adri-han waited for Supersaiyan Jesus to take 5 minutes simply to say the name of the attack He was about to perform, Adri-han stood and watched in complete silence, oh, apart from the screaming that he was part-taking in to express rage/ or possibly the crapping of the panties.
A giant ball of poorly animated flashing lights, or possibly fire hurled towards Adri-han at a tremendously slow pace, and rather than get out of the way, Adri-han thought it would be cooler to wait so that he could dodge such a meteor at the last moment to look impressive. He failed miserably. And died.
Then he came back to life for no-apparent reason and died again.
Then Supersaiyan Jesus powered up.
Then Adri-han powered up, making previous powerup pretty pointless. Also there was a plot gap in which he is no-longer dead. We don't know why either, sorry.
[Insert flashing lights here]
[End]
Some guy on weed says:
Whoa.
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