Crappiest Crap I Ever Crapped

As you can see by the title of this blog, I am in gross need of a thesaurus, oh hark! What say you? Search Google? Done and done my good man/ lady / transvestite!

Side note: Transvestites scare me. I saw one in Sydney during my excursion, it was some guy on female hormones, or some chick on male ones...either way, a 'muscle-bound-effeminate' is a scary, scary site. I thought she was either going to eat me, or rape me. Oh how I flatter myself sometimes...

Nasty.

Anyway, while playing a game of 'Spot the non-gays who aren't Asian' and being disappointed with the results tallying at approximately: 0, we wandered the street, inhaling the glorious pollution, and keeping our eyes off the Prostitots (err, little girls that dress like skanks because it's kEwLiEz to attract people like Earl, well, apparently anyway).

Did I mention I hate Sydney? Well, it's definitely got more to offer than Dubbo, I haven't seen so many adult 'book' stores around here...

Why did I go? Well it would seem that I needed to go on the same excursion I went on last year, because of 'Shuttup, it's compulsory' - That's why. It was for Drama. Gah. You know what kind of guy does drama?

Glaben! Video games compared with the ...blah blah blah...

Oh yes, and we mustn't forget to remember that, but also the 'bogans mate' who are there for the 'chicks'.

Deerr... let's hug babe. So I can look at your ass and touch you so that you think you’re special when I really just do this to everyone.

What about the girls?

Oh my gawwwd I soo lurve hott guys, one like, fully came up to me, and was like 'hey' and I was like 'hi there' and then we was like 'hehe'.

Well surely with such a busy schedule planned of visiting theatres and workshops, after all this hard work of sitting down, the teachers felt like taking us to 'Broadway', a shopping centre, to please the kids with ADD (and surprisingly massive wallets for people on McDonalds wages).

OH MY GOSH I SO WANT TO DO SOME CLOTHES SHOPPING!!!

Oh my gosh, I so want to stab you in the neck, but I don't get what I want, Do I? No. Shuttup you damn shallow people who fail to realise that they already look fine. My bet is that 'hott chicks' just say they're ugly to make 'ugly chicks' feel even worse about themselves. Congratulations, I hope your perfume contains some form of lead.

Oh gee Adrian; you must be gay or somethink if you don't like hott chicks!

No, screw you. It doesn't matter how 'hawt' you are, or think you are, if you are a total-pretentious-pain-in-the-ass then you're not really all that fun to be around, are you?

Ah, sweet rhetorical questions, how I do love thee.

Shall we end here, before I get angry?

Yes, let's.

Wait: Here are the synonyms for 'crap' as found through Google:

Eww, sounds like emokid poetry to me.

Cheerio.

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PS: None of you made any decent suggestions for what I should write about, my blog which requests your assistance has proven useless, you suck, no don't exclude yourself and believe I'm not talking to you. You really do suck. The crap blog will be removed.