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2/4/2006

I'll Spellcheck My Blogs When You Drink Paint Thinner.

Lord of the Blogs, Adrian Snrub, feels tired, and uninspired, I'll be back when I have some inspiration, for now it's time for coffee.

WOO! I'm back, let me just say that:

- 2 teaspoons sugar

- 1 teaspoon raw cocoa

- 1 teaspoon coffee

- 2/3 Milk

- 1/3 boiling water

Mix, and it will taste freaking filthy, but I must say that it's revived my liveliness!

Viva La Blog!

You know what? No, you don't know what because I haven't told you yet. Sit down. It's really strange to see that my band is already at number #2 on www.mp3.com.au/TrashcanofDeception seriously, what the bloody hell? MY SONGS ARE CRAP! ARE YOU PEOPLE RETARDED?

The obvious answer here would be:

"Why yes Adrian, we are"

Our hobo metal band is focused on being as crap as is humanly possible, in fact half the time we don't even play any instruments. We just rip music off other artists and remove their lyrics and insert our own.

Screw you and your copyright.

I've been asked many times what kind of music I listen to, to which I reply with "none". Is that simple enough?

"OMG LIKE, HOW CAN YOU NOT LISTEN TO MUSIC?"

It's simple really, you clod. I don't download any, and I don't buy any. Yes? Understand?

"NO"

"Oh look, there's a butterfly, go chase it"

"OKAY!"

Did I mention people are idiots? Yes, yes I did.

Now it's time for me to adress the select few who complain about the occasional misspelled words of mine. I tend to spell 'habits' and 'coming' incorrectly, as the education system no longer teaches me such things, and I fail to utilise Microsoft Word as it removes the 'auto formatting' features of typing my blog entries in the little lagging window.

I think I spell, and write with pretty damned good grammar. It may not be exceptional, but at least you can read it, so quit complaining. The title of this blog is stolen from Monty, my #1 loved face winner, who holds a space which maintains the interest of anyone who doesn't have a learning disability. Congratulations sir.

I think we've had about 150 downloads of our songs so far, people clicking the little green buttons, and finding themselves incredibly confused. At least it gave me something to do, something that didn't involve browsing MSN spaces to be dissapointed at all the sparkly crap and unimportant dialogue "omg i luff brett".

Sickening. Simply sickening. I think I might take Monty's advice and just pour bleach/ napalm all over my eyes so I never have to witness this idiocy again*.

*I do not recommend you do the same. I hear it's quite painful, no idea why I get that impression though...

Now, lately i've been pretty damned lazy, who am I kidding, 'lately', ha. (Er, for anyone who doesn't get it, I'm always lazy). This of course means that I haven't been able to soil inside your ears (what a horrid thought) with more vicious hobo metal.

All downloads are free http://spaces.msn.com/TrashcanofDeception/ hopefully I'll add the listed songs to the list soon, for now, you can enjoy "PussyMan" if you have not heard it already. I assure you, it's as awful as it sounds.

Also if you would like a good laugh, I suggest you go to this space http://spaces.msn.com/callant/ .... and laugh at him. Oh so evil.

Cheerio!

adrians_blogs_r_us@yahoo.com.au

Email any complaints, compliments, or requests. Or you could just leave a gutless anonymous insult such as 'ya weird mate'.

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	Ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳERRYNҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ1wrote: Callan get a fucking life and fuck off every one loves adrian OK? get it through your fucking head love erryn .a.k.a.GOD LIFES NEVER COMPLEATE WITHOUT A BUCKET OF CHICKEN Feb. 19
	Astridwrote: ps. I just saw Earl poke his tongue out at me and I have been left feeling very disturbed. Feb. 7
	Astridwrote: I'm not quite sure why I am commenting right now. I feel compelled and rather generous as there seemingly is 39 minutes until my birthday. How disastrous.. (and sad that I actually counted..) Toodles. Feb. 7
	Callanwrote: oh thank god, i got a comment on my space. do you still not get it? i don't care if you like or understand my space. and for the record you homosapien halfwit, i never once called my writing 'lyrics' were do you people get this shit from? any how many times do you have to say... everyone meet callan, he doesn't know anything he didn't learn anything at school and he doesn't know how to speak or type. you appear more pathetic than you think i am. welcome to the internet dude, not everyone thinks you're all important and will bow down before you. i only come here because you keep sending your people over this way. over it. Feb. 6
	Davewrote: And judging by the comments I get, I'd say people with learning disablilities like to visit me too... Feb. 6
	Davewrote: Seemingly large quantity of idiotic comments here, I see. Well for that I say "YEE-HAAW"! I'm always looking out for good humour. Anyway, I figured I'd jump in the fray, so I'm going to leave my MSN address, with the knowledge that no one will add me. Mushroom_killa@msn.com Shit, I'm that confident, I'm going to leave my phone number! 0404 686 315 So give me a message/Angry phonecall/Idiotic, misspelled, anonymous comment on my idiotic, misspelled space. I'm just so excited! And Adrian, fine blog! Particularly since the title came from my head! Ah well, Cheerio sir. Feb. 6
	Astridwrote: ps. Your space gives my computer an acute case of LAAAAG. Feb. 6
	Astridwrote: Adrian, I only correct spelling because I care! Were you refferring to me anyway? I think you are perfectly coherent and have no quams with your literacy. Goodday sir! Feb. 6
	FlamingRetardwrote: Alright a few days ago I decided to read a few of your other blogs. Thus, I have come to this conclusion: - You are god. - If not god, you could perhaps be his evil nemisis; Satan. You hide in the blog underworld striking at all that is good and holy. - I can beat your repsonse to dipshit by saying 'Your Ghey, fuck off and die, cunt' That is all. Kai. Feb. 6
	Adrian Snrubwrote: -roseveir- (http://spaces.msn.com/callant/) ^ Hello everyone, MEET CALLAN! I knew he just couldn't resist to leave another whiney comment, he does this every now and then from time to time. His space is worthy of a YOU SUCK award. Say no more. Feel free to visit his space and comment on his, er, brilliant 'lyrics' as he calls that stream of conciousness crap. Callan: "meh. i love you ai-dran" Adrian: Wtfackk? No more needs to be said. Feb. 5
	Callanwrote: adrian, seriously man, do you have anything else to do. i mean sure you abusive nature is good for a laugh, but you construct these huge blogs and then give people shit. what else do you do? it seemingly old, and a bit of a bore. but anyway i notice lots of people are coming to my space for some reason, or unless it was you. meh. i love you ai-dran Feb. 5
	Adrian Snrubwrote: Dear dipshit, What can I say? I'm not impressed. I'm too lazy to take the piss out of you, so let's just make a general response. 1. My blog title 'free lesbian pictures are not here (idiot) is more of a sin than your hideous 'gurl punk LOL' I don't think so, it's toturous. 2. What is the crap on my Media Player? You said "it sounds like a high pitched loser, trying to sound cool". Well, you're wrong. It's a high pitched loser, sounding like a high pitched loser, that was the point. See? My aim is to make people say 'what is that God awful music?' as opposed to you, who worships the crap they place on their page. 3. How can I tell how many hits I have without a hit-counter? You are a fuckhead, seriously. - Go to Edit Space - Click the "Settings" tab - Go across to the "Statistics" tab - Read it, you moron Total page views: 8711 Page views today: 92 Page views this week: 456 Page views within the last hour: 42 There you go, that's more than the 1000 that you thought you were special for, when your page doesn't even have any content worth reading. 4. I didn't come from a 'hole in tha ground' I came from my mother's uterus. The fact that you don't know this makes me wish time-travel was possible so that I could at least punch your mother in the uterus to prevent people like you being born. 5. I clicked your hideous link. The one in which you can enter normal, well formed text, and have it crapped on with some encoding. Why would you? Seriously, it doesn't look 'nice' it's fucking stupid, you twat and you failed to see the whole point. This link is to blame for the decline of blog readability worldwide, alright, now I hate you. 6. "ur either a 15 yr old acting 40 or a 40 yr old acting 15, now, im just tryingot work out which one it is, frankly their both as bad as each other..." There is a big difference between someone who appears to be 15, and one who appears to be 40. Which is it, fuckwit? I'm 17, and clearly more intelligent than you'll ever be... sadly that doesn't really say much. I'll say what I like, I thank you for your advice, and ask only that you shove it up your ass. What have you done to me? "u were born LOL" No, seriously, what you did was exist, and advertise your own stupidity. If this is what the world has come to, then it depresses me, to know that people like you exist. That's how it affects me. "well u shud go kill yerself u homofag" no, indeed I should not, for it is YOU who is of no value here. Cheerio. Loving your face, Adrian. PS: Shit this reply was long, I wonder if she started reading it, when she'd get bored and go look for more dick to chew. Feb. 5
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	No namewrote: Ok dickhead, if u dont got nothing good to say keep ur fucking mouth shut...understand...ur saying my music sucks, that im sinning? id hardly call your blogs tittle "apropriate" then... what the fuck is this crap playing on YOUR media player, this has got to be the worst music ever....where is it from, 200yrs ago??? at least mine is listnable, yours sounds like a cat being dunked in and out of a lake, it sounds like a high pitched loser, trying to sound cool, well i got news for you frend...u think your so cool, but ur not, n ur blog sux, what did i do to you, huh? so, you dont like my writing, dont read it then loser! What, how many hits do you have....5? you dont have a hit counter, so uh, you cant speak, so y dont you go back to the hole in the ground from which you came from and coem out when you havea change of attitude...capeesh? Oh, btw, you clearly have no brains at all, coz when i clicked the link, it came with the lamest blog ever... one that whent on to say... WhAt's EvEn WoRsE iS wHeN pEoPlE dEcIdE tO uSe AlTeRnAtE cApItAlIsAtIoN! c'MoN, wHy BotHeR aBuSiNg YoUr ShIfT kEy LiKe ThAt? Translation: "What's even worse is when people decide to use alternate capitalisation! C'mon, why bother abusing your SHIFT key like that?" um, actually, no, ur wrong, there is a SITE THAT CAN TRANSLATE IT FOR YOU! just click here and u'll see im rite.... as for the slang/abreviations....WE R KIDS< we dont really give a shit, tell em ok, ur either a 15 yr old acting 40 or a 40 yr old acting 15, now, im just tryingot work out which one it is, frankly their both as bad as each other... So once again, if you dont have anything good to say, keep it to yourself....okay? Feb. 5
	Ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳERRYNҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ1wrote: YES ADRI-HAN we meet again and not for the last time i am coming for you and you cant hide muah muah muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahaha dont be scared i know you are but cmon its only me and stuff you love me i know you do and i love tim hahahahahahaha goodbye Feb. 5
	Lana.wrote: Adrian, i'd like you to know that i regularly do read your blogs, just hardly ever comment. This is due to the fact that your blogs are ridiculously long (in a good way) and the fact that i have a poor memory. I read something you've written, take note to comment about it, then by the time i've finished reading your latest blog entry, i can't remember what i was going to comment about. Kay? Kay. <3 Feb. 4
	Britta wrote: I can't download stuff due to my download limit, but I would seriuosly buy a CD devoted to HOBOS, EMOS and Clints. Good Stuff, Adrian, keep it up :P Feb. 4
	Nifty Nicolewrote: Oh fantastic!! Bravo bravo... This "ya weird mate" person is insulting you, then tells you it loves you. No one can stay angry at you, Adrian...No one can...We all love your face. Love Nicole xXx <33 Feb. 4

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