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1/27/2006

Wow, for once, I kinda am ripping off Maddox, very poorly. Not on purpose, it just kind of happened. This is a poem about...the changes made to MSN... I need a life, be right back, I'm getting coffee.

Right, now let's explain this Blogocaust.

What's happened to MSN spaces. How to comment! (read)

HOLY CRAP ON A CRUST!

I do not like new spaces, man.

I do no like them Sam- I - am.

Will you shoot them in the head?

Will you shoot them 'till they're dead?

I do not like new profiles, see,

They are a pedophiles' dream- come- be,

With kiddies typing in details,

They'll find my house, and steal my mail.

When they find my school adress,

They'll come down here and make a mess,

With new MSN profiles, sir,

Fake comments, are now gone, a blur!

This is at least a handy feature,

No more anonymous bullshit-o-meter,

If people try to pretend to be me,

They can't steal my profile, it's tricky, you see.

You can also comment on pictures now,

Why would you? You stupid cow!

What a bloody useless thing!

"ur pics r ghey" The joys you bring!

Now my page begins to lag,

A billion comments, with pictures, and formatting tags?

This is crap! My dial up dies!

MSN spaces improved? What filthy lies!

Comments now are back to front?

I want to see the most recent ones, YOU F***!

Re-install the pictures thing,

New URL doesn't have the /members/ ring.

Gah!

This has driven Adrian mad,

Siobhan's head exploded bad,

Kateh's crying for the loss,

Monty's getting rather cross.

Forty minutes: The time it took...

To redo my profile, to give it a good look.

What the hell? I'm not a genius

MSN, you have no penis.

My 'intrests' list leaves strange links to nowhere,

What the hell, man? Hello? Are you there?

Cut out all this retarded crap.

I want my old space, I want it back.

I'm not here for making friends,

Nor relationships, or joining trends,

Screw you geeks, without persona,

You smell like crap, try some Rexona ©™

Pictures in comments? This ain't no forum.

We hate emokids, we find them borin'.

MSN was an escape from MySpace.com emo shit

What have you done? OKAY, THAT'S IT!

Both old and new have their ups and downs

Oh my God, look at what I found!

Formatting makes my poor eyes bleed.

I hate MSN, yes I do indeed.

Published By Adrian Snrub (http://spaces.msn.com/apparentlyadrian/) - 27 January 4:18 AM

And what have we learned?
We've learned that Adrian doesn't want kids to use formatting in his comments. But he's glad that people won't be just using eachother's URL's to leave fake comments any more. I'll be buggered if I know how to change any of the settings now. And this new "HELP" section, assuming it works... might just put Dev, our hero, the "HACK MSN GUY" out of a job. IS this the end?

*Gasp*

Leave a comment, if you can figure out HOW THE HELL YOU DAMN WELL DO IT!
Note: I think you have to redo your profile before it lets you comment.
          As all MSN profiles got reset when they introduced this, er, wonderful new lagging system.
          Okay? Okay! Also, if people can't see your profile picture, I suggest you post a new one/ set
          ALL of the profile bits to 'public' as there is more than one section.

: ] k, bye love you.

Did you know I don't care?
Did you know that if your space is sucky, then I shouldn't have to look at it?
Did you know shut up? Learn shut up.

adrians_blogs_r_us@yahoo.com.au

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	benno wrote: you were right, hot coffe, coco and milk do suck BUT HELL WE STILL DRINK IT! stay cool Feb. 7
	Astridwrote: Doodles! Feb. 3
	MorningStarNinjettewrote: okay the monty comment was hilarious farking hilarious.. oh an the blog was awesome too good kicks out of this one.. an it hink eeryone agrees msn space sucks shit but yet we'r all still here? why WHY!?!? ahh eep i dont know neither does the horse gary or whatever his name is.. Feb. 3
	ratm_soad_n_AFIwrote: Interesting...i just changed some of my answers around, and now its working???? FUCK YOU MSN Feb. 2
	ratm_soad_n_AFI wrote: Fuck i totally agree with this. My profile is fucked too, i have all the options set on public- and yet it still doesnt work. I also typed a blog on the new fucked up MSN, it is pissing me off so damn much. The poem is great, convo with Monty also great. But seriously how weird was that joint convo last night? With that WOT? dude. That was great material. Anyway since all this new shit has been brought in my profile is really fucked....which sucks cos i payed the shit outta it >_< Feb. 2
	Lana.wrote: Lmfao at conversation with Monty. XD And a fair point you made on my blog, dear Adrian. But occasionally, when you're feeling like crap, don't you ever get the urge to make an illiterate, self conscious, miki-skirt-wearing, teeny-bopping blogger cry? Well i do. And how can this be possible when ALL THEIR GODAMN SPACE'S ARE SET TO 'PRIVATE'?! ;_; Feb. 1
	Davewrote: Some people believe that Adrian needs a girlfriend... I offered to help. Monty says: I can always set you up with Earl. Adrian says: Did you not read the word GIRL friend? Adrian says: Not beast. Monty says: Earl can be whatever you want him to be. Adrian says: Except attractive? Monty says: This is true. Adrian says: Can he be good company? Monty says: Only if he's on top. Adrian says: You enjoy Earl's company? Monty says: No, I dread the thought of being in the company of Earl. Adrian says: Earl can be whatever you want him to be. -Attractive -Good company Monty says: Pretty much. Adrian says: So basically you're saying he's fine... except for his looks and his personallity? Monty says: Yeah, the rest is great. Adrian says: Such as? Monty says: The sex? Adrian says: "Dear Monty, I hope you're happy, look what you made me do. Sincerely Adr--" Adrian says: BANG Adrian says: x_x; Jan. 31
	Britta wrote: wtf i hate this so much. however, your poetry skills are brilliant. i hope this comment works, a majority of the others stuff up and britta gets pissed off. have fun busking outside of clints ;), if i lived in NSW, i'd buy a cape for you to wear. Jan. 30
	ironman420 wrote: yo in response to your comment that my space sucks and i should check yours out well i think mine rocks and a lot of other people have told me that too so i personally think you should keep your stupidity to yourself i dont understand y noobs like you even bother with complaining to others when your space looks like you stole half your shit from them did u even understand how to do the stuff on your space with out help from people like me your space is so lame i think u should crawl under a rock and die nobody gives a fuk about your space or your stupid ass opinions so in the future make sure the space you say sucks actually does suck and ow ya by the way learn how to spell u illiterate piece o shit Jan. 30
	neilj5555 wrote: EXCUSE ME????? u sayin ma question is pointless?????:@:@:@...............the reason i want the windows media player and the flashplayer on my space on at the same time sorta thing, is because flashplayer wont play videos whereas windows mediaplayer will. Jan. 29
	Peppermint_Spoonwrote: "Your profile is fine, your picture displays when you leave comments, however on your homepage (this one) it is impossible to view any of your profile information. These all need to be set to "public" for others to see them. (Well, this would explain why some can see it, and some can't). Go "Edit profile" and change the damn settings. Don't post any details that pedos could potentially see. Sheesh. Sincerely Lord of the Blogs, (Friend of Dev's, trying to lighten the load on the useless crappy questions he's asked to respond to)" Yeah erm i kno my pic works fine i can see it as i post but if u read the comment i left on Dev's space i said my profile info is set to public, but all people as far as i know still can't see my profile details or pic they get that blue/white box with the silhouette and no other info except my nickname.... stupid new msn. And what am i some tiny teenager whos dumb enough to put my home and number details on my space rolls eyes no am not and anyway its stupid for this feature even to be available to add. Jan. 29
	me wrote: ur a freak!!! Jan. 29
	FlamingRetardwrote: Glad there is other people out there that hate the 'new and improved' msn as much as me. Death to the infidels, and may we starve MSN of bread, water, and other other general commodities. Oh, and join my 'anti-ASCII league'. It's worth it. Adios! Jan. 29
	Obsoletewrote: i dont want to eat green eggs and ham sam i am, sam i am im doing ninty on the free way, im in a little red car and a fox in sox is in a box in the runk and i just went over the bridge, how am i ever ganna get this shit out! Jan. 28
	Nifty Nicolewrote: I HATE the new msn spaces too. It's soo irritating. And whenever someone comments on mine, because I'm just soo superly popular, I have to click Next about 4 times to get to my next comment. It might not sound like much, but it's 4 more than what I originally had to click. And even when you view someone's profile, it takes you to their space. I don't want to go to their sprikin space! Anyway, I love you Adrian. No, really, I don't. Good night xXx <33 Jan. 28
	Davewrote: I'm quitting commenting, it's not worth my damn trouble. Following my retirement, I'll mbe spending my time playing lawn bowls and writing angry letters to "Haydee", as is the dream of most retirees. Well anyway, I'm rather cross, and am slowly contemplating the thought of posting my thoughts onto a blog, or shutting it down completely... Someone help me decide here! Well, it's 3 pm, I'm going to bed, with the rest of the retirement village. Goddamn Adrian, he wouldn't pay for me, not I gotta live in a damned home... This prune juice sure is good though! Jan. 28
	ÇhildĮmmaculatewrote: WTF is with this crap. Dude dude dude. I don’t like it, not one bit. This is me- Siobhan, head explosion. cries Now I must go… Chris is expecting me at her thingy-mabob. Depressed, Siobhan Jan. 28
	Keisha Camillewrote: My sentiments exactly...thank you. I was in the middle of editing stuff and the pricks scared me to death with that hokey 'Learn' panel. Now I can retire for the evening, knowing someone is more pissed off than I am. Good work. Stay honest. xoxox, Complex Kitty Jan. 28
	Michael wrote: Oh God this new format is crap, Adrian if anyone can do anything about it I'm sure your the man..lol..If you need assistance don't hesitate to contact me pronto! Jan. 27
	Lor wrote: The real only good bit is that people can't delete the URL in comments so if they leave hate mail, We can reply. Of course this means less people saying what they actually think but, then again, they are dumbasses anyway and hopefully won't realise :) I told you on MSN but I will tell you again, I am in love with that poem. Oh, I just realised you can use no URL if you click the "Use my profile information" There goes my theory out the window. This comment is useless but whatever. Jan. 27

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