And on the 10th day, he rose from the dead.

What can I say? I did the unimaginable. In fact, I’m in such gob smacking awe and shock that I don’t even know what to say. Let’s start with a recap of the past month or so eh? This is not a ‘real’ blog, nor is it funny. Quit complaining and celebrate the return of this wonderful inoffensive space.

On the 13^th Januray, I  wrote a horrid blog, a blog so damn nasty that it broke EVERY single rule in the MSN code of conduct. This was disturbing, oh the disturbingness is impossible to describe! The following day….

My space was gone.

All gone. Not just a little bit. Not just a blog. All was lost. I had been sent a message to confirm that my space had been permanently deleted.

[Pause for dramatic effect]

After many trials and tribulations, I took up all my courage and sent the kissiest assiest message you could ever imagine “Oh no, please don’t take my space! I’ll do anything!” Well not quite, but that doesn’t matter, as the computer generated response I got read:
”Your space had been permanently deleted”

I noticed. Thanks for sharing, “Jane”.

Then, the countless hours I spent, tossing and turning in my sleep “Should I start a new one? Yes? No? Pajazo? All I knew was that I had to try.

Anyway, long story short, I got fed up with bull crap responses from MSN Computer Generated Staff ™ ver. 437.  I finally got frustrated to the point where I couldn’t help but release my smartass side.

To MSN SPACES Customer Support:

Regarding: Sign Up (I can sign IN just fine, thankyou, so don’t send me an email which explains how to change my password, or turn on my monitor).

To your honourable Majesty, MSN spaces staff-person,

Since MSN decided to shut down my space, without warning due to a crude, and temporary joke, I have been mourning the lost blogs, comments and golden material that had been written.

Now, when I go to the page to sign up for a new space, one which may never match the awesomeness of the old one, I am told that the "Page is unavailable please try again later" bull crap. How much later must I wait?

So please, if you can fix this for me oh guru of computer wisdom, I shall love you forever. (That, and also keep my new page strictly in compliance with your 'code of conduct').

Currently my contact card still shows the details of the deleted space... this is somewhat messed up. What do I do? I just want a second chance! Why won't you let me LIVE?

Loving your face,
Adrian

The response I got started off as another disappointing rejection email, but little did I know…

I was wrong! (Just read the yellow bits)

Hello Adrian,

Thank you for writing to MSN Spaces.

We apologize for the inconvenience this has caused you.  

We have found your space to be in violation of the MSN Code of Conduct for containing (sexual acts / Posting personal identifiable information). However upon reading your mail we have decided to give you a second chance and have re-opened you space for you to access its contents so you may remove these violations within the duration given

Please remove the following contents from your MSN Space within 48 hours for it to be in compliance with our Code of Conduct standards.

Blog Title: White Australians Should DIE!
Blog Title: This better keep you busy!
Blog Title: Emos suck balls, yes, that's right, balls.
Blog Title: First YOU SUCK Award.
Blog Title: Merry Christmas?
 
We hope you could bring your space to compliance before the warning expires.  Failure to comply will mean permanent closure of your space.

We also recommend that you read our Code of Conduct at: http://spaces.msn.com/coc.aspx

If you have other concerns, feel free to write us back.  We want your MSN Spaces experience to be positive and we'll do everything we can to restrain illegal behavior.

Sincerely,

Ted
MSN Spaces Customer Support

Ted, I love your face. Yes your face, don’t be shy now. You’re far nicer than "Haydee", or “Jane”, because THEY did NOT love my face, they just sent me around in circles. I wish I could call them a nasty name, but that may be a breach of my “Code of Conduct”.

For those who wish to see any of those blogs, I will not distribute them through my email address which is adrians_blogs_r_us@yahoo.com.au not even if you have the subject line as “I wish to see a hidden blog”, and nor will I send you the file which I did not back up onto my hard drive.

This would be that moment where I wink to signify a hidden meaning to what was just said. *Winks*

Now, I leave you with this Eulogy, which I wrote to praise myself, and also the infamous Tony, who deleted his space. Tomorrow I will blog again (yes, so soon) about the Hobo Metal band, "Trashcan of Deception" and my antics down the street involving confrontations with security. Oh the suspense! Enjoy my heavily censored work from now on. I love you all.

Eulogy

This is not a crappy movie, starring Ray Romano, and Hank Azaria, no. This is a tribute to the greatest, most beloved blogmasters of all time, Tony and Adrian.

They provided hours of entertainment, to fill our hearts with joy, love, and meteors to the genitals. Tony’s was surely unique. It was a good blog, a kind blog, a blog that changed the world as we know it. He contributed to society, the faithful phrase “Eat a d*ck”, and although he often babbled about his boring daily, uneventful life, at least he’d say it with style! “Today sucked dog phallus”.

Indeed Tony, today does suck ‘dog phallus’, for not only did you delete your space, and the heartfelt comments of ‘crewl unda a rok n die, u homofeg’, you also deleted a small part of us all, and we love you for it.

We mourn, not only the loss of Tony’s space, as he wanders off into the world to find a real life, to live, to enjoy an actual girlfriend unlike the some of us who waste countless hours before the gentle glowing hum of our beloved monitors. We also must say our farewells to Adrian Snrub, the infamous self proclaimed bastard, who became known as ‘The Lord of the Blogs’. Sadly, his space incurred irreparable damage after a head on collision with the MSN department. There were no survivors, both passengers, and driver passed away, never to return.

Adrian, who could not match Tony’s hate, but had what it took to make us read 1000 words per week, was far greater a teacher to man, than Socrates, or Pythagoras. He gave us many uncalled for fights; he was a master of shit-stirring, and the master of a blinding colour scheme. If anything, he has left us damaged retinas, so we thank you, Adrian.

Tony’s space left us, as Tony no-longer wanted to suffer the slings and arrows of being tied to a pitiful webpage, when he could be doing something more productive, like throwing his own pubic hair at people. You taught us…many things, which I can’t recall right now, apart from teaching us to hate Jews, and Rove McManus, and that little kid from ‘Stuart Little’, but truly your space was always an entertaining, and engaging read.

Adrian’s space left us, not by will, but by force, and that messed up blog, which had him reported for 'investigations', and had his IP address banned from creating a new space to replace the old, well, let’s just say, that psychologists worldwide now thank you for your work. You were angry, persuasive, you taught us to hate aliens, emokids, MSN, Japanese cartoons, political correctness, and Mary Poppins. Well done, sir we hold our upmost respect to the man who had his space permanently deleted.

Combined, these two comrades brought us a song or two, which we may hum to ourselves as the days go on, “Earl and Tony- Love Tragedy”, “Eatin’ Babys”, which may never had come to pass, if it weren’t for the combining of these two apocalyptic maniacs.

Adrian's Blog, Rest in Peace.
Speak English, Morons!” – Updated every Sunday for your convenience, not mine.

Tony’s Blog, Rest in Peace.

“Tony’s Wonderful Space” – Part a cat’s flaps and shove your c*ck up there.

Blesséd be the lost blogs.

We Will Remember Them.

Ashes to Ashes, Pajazo to Pajazo.

adrians_blogs_r_us@yahoo.com.au