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2006/9/7 MySpace.com Sucks So Stop Using It Damn It.
2006/7/11 I am are you interest yes deal?THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING! MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 19TH JULY. I'LL BE 18. FORGET, AND DIE! RED FONT OF DOOM! Now for actual blog on telemarketing bastards...
Am I interested in yes deal? No.
Never.
No way in hell.
Leave me alone you damned non-English speaking telemarketer pieces of crap!
What the hell is "Vooakoone"? I do not care. Where the hell is "Nert Ooeessay"? Not a freakin' clue. Go away.
No, I said go away, you bastard! I can't understand a damned word. I'll be right back, I'm going to the toilet...
Alright I'm back, wait, what the hell? You're still babbling? NO I haven't been here the whole tim- NO I wouldn't like you to repeat the offer. What? What? No I will NOT give you my information.
Prick.
No I don't want you to send me a free starter kit. YES I am happy. Look, piss off.
The familiar phone call. And apparently I'm racist?
Am I racist if I don't give a blind man a truck driving license? or if I choose that the tall guy shouldn't ride the roller coaster and end up decapitated? No, screw you Egyptians, Indians, Asians, and Aliens. I can't understand a word, get another job. LOLZ READ THIS, IT'S (NOT THAT) FUNNY: How to get rid of telemarketers
1. Hang up on the sons of whores. (duh)
2. Speak French until they get angry and hang up. (I don't actually speak French, irellevant)
3. Leave the phone and let them babble until they realise you're not there. "Hello? Hello?"
4. Try to sell them a product of your own (can be imaginary, such as "Anti-telemarketer devices")
5. Ask them questions about their personal lives and try to divert the conversation to another topic.
6. Act freaky. Or clingy. (not likely to work)
7. Vent your anger, by yelling and abusing the crap out of them. (Yaay!)
8. Pretend that you can't hear them, shout at them as if the line is faulty, try getting them to hang up.
9. Say "be right back" and leave 'em hangin'. (waste their time and money, sweet victory)
10. Repeat everything they say (3 cheers for acting like a child!) Fight questions with questions.
'Tis simple. Make a challenge, and time yourself! Then make an effort to BEAT that record!
What do you do when you get an Australian telemarketer? Thank the man! He just saved you from turning homicidal.
Greetings, how can I help you? Oh you wish to sell me something eh? Oh okay, you've got less than a minute. Enlighten me. Wha? Ah yeah, much better than the pricks at Telstra who keep ringing us even though we're already members to their crappy service.
Uh huh? Yeah? Sounds good. Uuh, I'm currently on dial up, meaning that every damned phone call from telemarketers actually disconnects me from the Internet, just as you have done now.
Hah, indeed. Alrighty, I'll look into it. AAPT eh? How's that compare to TPG? No contract? Sweet. Your face rocks, THANKYOU for not being an Indian prick. What's that, you're Australian? Thankyou for your time sir, it'll be fine for you to ring back in a month.
Behold! Intelligent conversation! Everyone's got stories about telemarketers, mormons, Jevoha's Witnesses, and Ebay notifications. Leave your own entertaining tales in a comment, you cheap bastards.
Speaking of cheap bastards, I snuck in to see "Click". I'm glad I didn't pay money to see it - don't see it.
I'm serious, don't even think about it.
Just, no.
Cheerio, I'm now off to sneak into Pirates of the Carribean: 2. I need more hobbies besides watching movies cheaply these holidays. I'll consider paying for this movie if it's any good...
PFFT, nah. Oh, friends can see if they got a mention in the "Shout Out" blog (I'll link you to it later). Enjoy.
Some retarded person from my hometown left a comment in previous blog asking "how can I be Lord of the Blogs if I live in Dubbo?" the answer, of course is. "Because I don't have a damned pink sparkly crap Space without any content." Grow a brain, woman.
2006/6/24 Satan.Don't let this pink outfit,
This song is evil, it's... the single most horrifying thing I've ever witnessed. It scared me, DON'T LET THEM TAKE YOU TOO! CHARLIE! Come in, Charlie? NOOOOOOOOOOO! Gasp.
Nichole: *poke* Have you seen the cake song? Adrian Snrub: No? Should I? Nichole: [Insert link of doom here] Yes, it's addictive.
Now, I do not wish to inform you of the one minute and forty seven seconds of agony that was to follow, but this video clip song thing, is definately a leap forward to scientists who are trying to prove the non-existance of God.
Violence against women, Australia says "no"; Cruelty against humanity, America says "yes".
Those bastards!
I'm currently working on a letter of complaint, we're sending a few of our men as decoys to throw off the blockade at present. We are prepared for battle, and our men will stop at nothing. The battle shall take place at 0800 hours.
Conscription won't be necessary as we suspect that people will enroll due to free will to help our desperate cause, anyone who doesn't enlist, ought to be ashamed of themselves. Please be advised the enemy are heavily armed with bright colours, and disturbing music. We only have one chance to take this b*tch out, right, let's move it out!
Right here are the numbers:
I think we stand a fighting chance... ....
A movie trailor which I've written might entice you to view this vicious piece of crap:
Beware, a legacy of pain, horror, terror, and puppets... ... there is a time to run, and a time to cry, a time to choke, and a time to die... Behold, a song that rhymes "cake" with "cake"... ...and makes all these horrible things... reallity. Crazy Town presents... "Cooking By The Book"
OUT NOW: Horrified? You damned well should be!*
* Life insurance sold individually at all participating cinema outlets, what cost can you place on a life? Be prepared! Please note we are not liable for any damages, especially haemorrhages or mental damage caused. To protect your eyes, goggles will do nothing. You are hereby held responsible for your own stupidity in clicking this link. It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake
Alright. Kill me. Make it quick and painless, please! Back To Mainpage
PS: I'm still out of credit, and also apologise for all the calls I've missed recently. If you get a message from me, it's through using cheap-ass Internet alternatives (cheap = free). adrians_blogs_r_us@yahoo.com.au Email the code here if you could be stuffed. 2006/6/6 Yahoo! SurveyYou bet I'm angry. Oh and today is the 06/06/2006, but this blog is not about that, because I frankly don't care. 666 lolz spooky
What ONE thing could Yahoo! do to improve the handling of a case like yours?
"Human responses are good, better than typical "Did you try Yahoo Customer Support Webpage?" Yes jerkoffs, I did.
I'm tired of automated responses every time I'm hacked, or harassed by paedophiles. They're not helpful, it weakens your customer base.
I prefer MSN, even though it's craptacular. Why? Because the responses have personallity.. even if it's a "snotty" one. Depth, investigation, and friendliness (unless I've been an asshole, and they're letting me know I've crossed the line).
Take care of your face.
I bet you're just another stupid machine, that won't even read this.
F*** your links to Yahoo, I'd rather eat my own vomit. I'm off to use MSN now, buhbye."
What ONE thing could Yahoo! do to improve our Online Help Pages for you?
"Try human contact, assholes. If I've been hacked, and need someone to explain my situation to, let me do it without all this crap of "how to block people". I know how to block people. Even those retarded 12 year olds in the Harry Potter Chat Rooms can figure out that much, and they don't even speak English. ONE thing you could do with them, would be to shove them up your arses." What one enhancement would you like to see on Yahoo!'s Mail ?
If, for every bullcrap "African Queen" who wishes to send me "All her riches" if I "only respond, and give details"...
You people [at Yahoo!] give me $40 000 for every one of those emails that I recieve, that would be awesome.
I'd be at least $40 000 richer, without being Prince of a country that doesn't even exist.
PS: My name is "Adrian" and not "Valued Yahoo! Customer", you ignorant clowns.
2006/5/24 Ode To A CubeMost teenagers are aware of the dark ways of Satan. The way of playing Runescape, Warcraft, or Tibia at the expense of your friendships, relationships, comrades, and brothers.
This is one big "Screw you" for all these evil games, with shocking graphics that steal our friends.
The cube represents the player on the Roleplaying Game Map.
Before you ask, yes, I edited myself poorly into the online game "Runescape".
Ode To A Cube
O little cube, upon my screen
Doth bring me tears of joy,
To see a pixelated dream;
A filthy marketing ploy.
Ode to a cube that steals the soul, childish little toy.
Why doth thou suckest in thine friends?
You filthy rotten cube!
Slaying beasts, your life depends,
And what the crap's a "n00b"?
Ode to a cube that steals the soul, I'd rather suck a boob.
All you do is shovel dirt, haul wood, eat, and poo!
Not that we can see that crap,
The rulebook says it's true.
I'm onto you Mr Bad Anime, your lies, your tricks, your trap.
Ode to a cube that steals the soul, b****, please let me nap!
Warcraft makes my friends' eyes dazed,
He lost his girlfriend too!
That hermit lives inside his "lair", intensing eyebrow raised
Anger stirs within this beast, What is thou to do?
Ode to a cube that steals the soul, YES, I'M ONTO YOU!
Tibia, Runescape, Neopets! Internet form of faeces,
Get back! You evil bastards!
Perverts only play these games, as an explicit tease
It's not even fun unless I'm drunk, only ever plastered
Ode to a cube that steals the soul of perverts, cowards, dastards!
'Tis not my soul you've taken,
No more! Let me live!
Too many freaks, you've shaken!
You've nothing good to give.
Curse to Bill Gates' marketing goal, to make all minds inactive
Curse to the men who bludge the dole, computer nerds compulsive
Curse to the zombie braindead mole, whom I will surely outlive
Ode to the place we dropped them in, a hole...
...with nucular explosive.
[End]
Thanks for listening.
I don't add people. I have enough people. If you really feel inadequate for not knowing me personally, email me and give me a good reason to add you. If not, who cares? Cheerio.
I don't hate the games (okay, I personally find them boring), they're just so damned addictive to others that I miss talking to my friends sometimes = [ and i thought I'd be creative in the way I voice my opinion with a cheap/ easy/ crappy illustration, along with a ballad. Time wasted? Nowhere near as much as my friends spend on Runescape. 2006/3/19 Tell Napoleon Dynamite, that I hate his face, very, very much.DON'T SEE NAPOLEON DYNAMITE! HERE'S WHY NOT:
I'm sure you've already been forced to see that atrocious 'Napoleon Dynamite' in all it's RANDUMNESS LOL. I hate that movie so damned much.
Nah, I turned it off halfway and returned it
Good girl. I'm telling you, you missed NOTHING. NOTHING I tell you!
Thanks, I'm ashamed that it's on my record at the video store that I borrowed it : [
So you should be. I couldn't even stomach to watch 15 minutes of it, when I tried to watch it a second time so I could write and angry blog about it. I seriously. Just. Couldn't. Hack. It. D : It's a bloody terrible movie, not even funny, and worse yet, not even satirical/ meaningful. If you don't find the 'jokes' funny, there's NOTHING left for you. NOTHING! *Settles down* D : I'm okay, I'mokay.
Hehehehe *Strokes your head* There there Adrian, it's over now. *cries* It's just... so bad. And not as in "HAHA IT's so stupid, it's funny!" No, it's so stupid, that I want to strangle the damned director/ writer. That's how stupid it is. None of this damn 'funni LOL' business. 'Tis bullshit. The only thing more dissapointing than the film itself, was the fact that I couldn't KILL any of the characters who were on the screen for more than 2 freaking hours. >: - O What's worse yet, is people 'immitating' and 'quoting' the movie, as if they're funny?! GOSH! LOL YER! Hilarious, asshats. Now cram it. I'd heard just about every quote from the movie, before I even saw it. So here I was, expecting humourous timings and deliveries, only to be disspointed by a snot nosed kid in need of a hiding. I hate him. I HATE him. So then, whilst everyone was quoting these lines, and I hadn't even seen the film, but could link them to that movie, I thought 'Hey, you know what? Maybe I'll see it, just so I know what they're talking about, and I can be a part of the joke' Let me tell you. It's not worth it. Even if Julia Robert's severed head came free with that DVD, if I had my time again, I STILL would not have taken it. I sat through that film in agonising pain, clinging to the hope of 'hey, maybe this will get better, yaknow? Like, maybe it will pick up?' It doesn't. I was grossly dissapointed. I feel like an idiot for having seen it. I felt so ripped off. Why do I give a flying f*** if some guy makes class president? Why should I care? Exactly. I don't. DAMNED YOU NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, YOU'VE NOW MADE ME CUSS OUT A FICTIONAL SET OF CHARACTERS! I need a cigarette*. I'll be back in ten.
Okay, I'm back, now, where was I? Oh no, not this God aweful movie. Rant over! Forget it! Someone's passionate about their hate of a certain movie that will remain unnamed.. Just slightly. D : *sighs* Wow.. I don't think I will ever... EVER bring up that movie again in a conversation with you Touche'.
adrians_blogs_r_us@yahoo.com.au
DON'T SEE 'NAPOLEON DYNAMITE'! I'M FREAKING SERIOUS! If I'm already too late, God speed your journey to heaven, brave soldiers.
* I don't smoke, Get over it.
These are quotes from the first 15 minutes of the movie. I'm sorry, I just couldn't watch anymore. I considered it mental suicide. These quotes speak for themselves and should show you why you're not missing much by leaving the movie on the shelf, or better yet, exploding the video store:
adrians_blogs_r_us@yahoo.com.au I'm sorry you had to witness that outburst. I needed to unleash this witless slur, for my sake, not yours. Cram it. I now feel so relieved, it's wonderful : ] You're not supposed to find the quotes funny, their seeming 'randomness' is how the movie is structured, which makes it utter crap. 2006/3/4 Harry Potter Sucks. There: I said it.Let's get right to the point now, shall we?
I'm sick and tired of hearing all this crap like 'omygawwd I sooo luurve Daniel Radcliffe/ Rupert Grint/ Emma Watson/ or Tom Felton!!11111!!'
Tom Felton plays the 'bad guy' anyway (Draco Malfoy), the kid who's even more of a little shit than the heroes. You're supposed to hate him.
This is now your turn, to shut the hell up and let me speak. I'm tempted to turn comments off again, so that I don't hear all this 'omygawwd shuttup ur just ghey adrien u havn even seend it!!11!!
Guess what asshole? I have seen the movies, and read the books. And I'm glad I didn't pay anything for them. Very glad. They were crap. Yes crap. Get over it.
Now, apart from these pimply kids who are apparently the hottest thing on the planet, (along with their poor acting abilities) what's to like about them? I sat through the first two movies thinking 'Gah, their voices, so squeaky, make it stop before I kill something, or someone'. Later to be dissapointed by two more abysmal feature films.
'well at leest da books were gud aye? yer da movies did suk but da books were da best eva!1!!!!!'
Let me respond to this with the marvellous 'Harry Potter Font'...
There. Get the message yet? Nothing you say will make those books go from 'shithouse' to 'good' in the duration of a comment on this blog, so don't even try. Also, me calling you an 'idiot' is not 'soo funni becoz dat woz on napoleen dinamite HAHAHAHAHAH'. Napoleon Dynamite was even poorer quality entertainment than the Harry Potter movies. I don't want to hear any more of it.
I mean sure, I hold a lot of respect for a teenage protagonist who goes around being rewarded for being a little snot. And sure, I love reading about teenagers making out, while they go to imaginary school, BUT I SURE DON'T LOVE READING 'HARRY POTTER'.
Whoa, capital letters, I know what you're all thinking by now: 'kk settle down dood lol iz it dat time of da month or sumfink? lol'
How does 'no' grab you? Does it grab you by the balls and shake you until you wish you were never born a man? (Stolen quote from a movie I haven't even seen, suck it)
Now, I've only had the stomach to read each book once. Want my reviews? Too bad! They're here anyway!
Book 1: Fair story, strategically marketed, annoying characters, poorly written.
Book 2: Fair story, strategically marketed, same characters, poorly written. Book 3: Lame story, strategically marketed, whiney characters, poorly written. Book 4: Long story, strategically marketed, same characters, poorly written. Book 5: Crap story, suckers bought it anyway, want Harry to die, poorly written.
Book 6: Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap - Why did I read it? I have no idea.
Now, it won't matter if 'Harry Potter and the Ridiculous Plotline' (aka Book 7) is approximately 4 pages long, has no spelling corrections, or plot line. You'll buy it anyway, for $700, because you're a moron.
I intend to get T-shirts printed..
"Harry Potter Fans Suck Balls"
Then I'll go down to the book store on the final book's release and let loose at some nerds. Either alone, or with 'members' I'll throw some punches at nerds, just like the good ol' days aye? I intend on starting a riot. Disclaimer to any authoritarian figures: "I hereby declare that I will not start a riot....*cough cough*."
Also, I'll pick the book up in the store, force myself to read the final two chapters, and then shout at all the nerds who are nearly halfway though and tell them:
"Voldemort is Harry Skywalker's Father!"
Well, you know what I mean, and the cool thing is, it won't cost me a cent.
I don't think the books are 'witchcraft', or 'blasphemy', or 'Satanic' or any of that other stuff that people are trying to put over. Having a snot-nosed dipshit for the 'hero' isn't much of a role model to the dopey readers though, who now think it's 'kewliez' to go out at night. Let's see who laughs when you get BUTTSECKZ'D!
The books are just 'shit'. Why can't you accept that? I don't care how it ends, I can live without reading it.
adrians_blogs_r_us@yahoo.com.au
PS: Some people think Harry Potter is real. I laugh in their middle aged faces. In other news: The song competition winners were picked and are listed at the bottom of the previous entry.
PPS: None of this "each to their own" business, if you don't agree with me, you are wrong. It's really that simple. 2005/11/6 It's not cool to smile.How can I convince you to read the rest of this blog in a few short sentences? Just do it alright! I'm not here to babble about my social life! I am here to inform! Be creative! Have fun! And the off chance of being humourous! Woah exclamation marks frighten me, they can either assist a person in seeming to be quite aggitated or angry, but can also show someones over zealous beahaviour and thoughts, someone who is extremely happy to the point of irritation, and degradation. For example this is someone who you hold no respect for: Congatulations, you found me. Were all those exclamation marks really necessary? So why is it that society has no respect for happy people? Is it because they are jealous? Well if that's the case then wouldn't everyone be trying to out-do eachother in smiles? My point is that in order to be "cool" you have to go around with a frown on your face intimidating people, but yes, It's understandable that I may be reading into this a little too much for your liking. Screw your liking, I'm going to complain anyway. Imagine a world where heavy metal bands were to smile on stage, and tell you all how much they love their girlfriends and how much respect they hold for their parents. How would YOU respond? I highly doubt that it would be anything along the lines of "Wow, that was really deep, he has truely encouraged me to become a better person". BULL- CRAP! You're more likely to throw dense, heavy objects at the over-emotional guy until he is rushed to hospital only to be pronounced dead. (Much to the dismay of his mother and girlfriend). I've decided to start a new trend. It involves the most ridiculous fashion you could ever imagine, and I intend to experiment with one variable: The smile. To begin with, take a regular business tie, and tie it around your head so that it dangles in front of your face, THEN go around greeting bikeys and drug addicts on the streets with a broad grin and a friendly wave. That's the coolest thing that I could possibly imagine, violence. Now, with the same attire, try this instead: Walk around the steets like one of those jazz musicians you see on TV. Looking all suave, calm, and anti-social. If people approach you to say anything to your face, pull a knife on them. Watch them back away slowly so that you can continue your business looking minorly depressed and partially angry. People will point and say: "Look at that guy, don't mess with him, he's the coolest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!" In no time you will have your own gang of idiots. Do you not see the comparison? It doesn't matter what you look like, as long as you hide any form of affection/ appreciation for another individual. Of course, this doesn't work in all cases, looking pathetic won't get you very far. "Try hard" is a title which you have to avoid. For example: "Eminem is a try hard". Everyone knows that they could kick his obnoxious butt black and blue while he pleads you to stop so that he can offer you a sexual favour of some kind. My advice to you people is to stop smiling, it's the only answer. Cool people: Un-cool people: Wow, I think that I have proven just how cool it is to be cool. I admire them all so much, I mean, just look at all their admirable qualities.
adrians_blogs_r_us@yahoo.com.au
117 People now know exactly how to be cool, in order to gain respect of morons. They also want me to turn comments back on, so that they can complain about my misuse of grammar, blinding colour scheme and crappy content. 2005/10/8 I really, really do hate chain mail.This is an email which was originally sent to my entire list on pfft, I dunno: Let's just say May 2005. Close enough. Pardon the grammar, but this email is being brought back to you, digitally remastered in it's full glorious length of over 3,000 words for anyone who is feeling bored. This one will make you laugh, cry, and wonder why you listen to me at all. Now shuttup and pay attention. It was written in the days when I typed "ur" instead of "you're", so it took alot of editing as it is. Please don't make me do any more.
Original date: May 2005?
To: Everyone From: adrians_blogs_r_us@yahoo.com.au
Subject: Stop sending me chain mail I hate chain mail, unimaginative crap, but this one was just too priceless read it in your spare
time, i took the time to write it for you, the least you can do is read the thing ok?
(i know its damn long) *******SIMPLE QUESTIONS*******
1. FULL NAME: Adrian Snrub, are you the government? 2. NICKNAMES: Many names, most of them unapproved by me: Adi, Adro, Agey, A-hole, A-Dawg, A-man, Smartmouth, stupid head (riiight) , idiot, freak (occasionally), Weet-Bix, Pants, Beany, Adrian-the-Padrian (fools, now who's laughing?) , but stick to "Adrian" please, 3 syllables is not too difficult for you dolts to conquer.
3. EYES: brown, a nice poo brown (why the hell do people compare brown to chocolate?) poo is brown,
and so is my eye colour.
4. HEIGHT: 172cm, 5"8 (or i could tell you that im taller just to be "cool")
5.HAIR LENGTH & COLOR: poo brown hair, lengthy like an emo fag.
6. SIBLINGS: One, one is plenty, one is enough Teehee, I'm losing my mind just make sure she doesn't return.
7. DO YOU LIKE TO SiNG IN THE SHOWER? I'll answer this with a question..."Should I?"
8. DO YOU LIKE TO SING IN THE TOILET?: No, but i do ocassionally use my phone there, its hilarious
you should try it.
9. BIRTHDATE: 19th of July 1885, yip back in the oooold west we is, I'm known as the "sherif" I
shoulda put that inta tha nicknames section, but i'll pretend are didnt think of it!
10. STAR SIGN: Erm... What? Do you hippies belive in this crap? What kind of stupid question
is this? I'm so annoyed at this question that you can go workout my "star sign" on your own!
12. SEX: Read my damn name "Adrian" if you see a girl named Adrian, then tell her to change her name,
ok?
13. RIGHTY OR LEFTY: Strawberry Please, or none at all! (I'm right handed, neither 'pro', nor 'con'
to my personallity...get over it)
14. WHAT DO YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP? Pardon me? What I WANT is none of your business but I'm not a Bogan or a sexist piece of crap so you can bet that it isn't raunchy.
15. EVER CHEATED OR BEEN CHEATED ON: What kind of stupid question is this? it makes me sick that
people cheat so often as to have a question in the nature of this one....NO I WOULDN'T, if I wasn't
happy with a relationship, I'd end it. Simple logic. You damn cheating scumbags need to get over it
and leave me alone.
16. MARITAL STATUS: Happily Single, oh nosiest of question writers.
17. DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I do now, Toyota Camry, V6 something or rather. If I was to know more about
cars than that, feel free to shoot me!
18. WHAT KINDA CAR YOU HAVE/WANT?: I just told you already, gee people dont respod very well to
questions if you need to have a separate question that requests additional information. Maybe you
people need to learn how to carry a conversation, instead of giving two word answers. Chain mail
sucks, its boring as hell and you people really have no imaginations
*******FAVORITE QUESTIONS*******
(These are not my favourite questions)
19. MOVIE: I did like Lord Of The Rings like every other person, if you thought it was boring, you can go chase a butterfly because i dont have time for your A.D.D. 20. SONGS: Hmm, music, cant say that I listen to much, I hate "Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot
like me?" (If they weren't illiterate, that's how it's spelled) and I am fairly numb to music but I
do enjoy anything with some humour because the depressed music writers arent really helping society.
Cheer up Emokids. Cheers and much thanks goes to WEIRD AL YANCOVIC
22. SHOW: TV sucks, I used to watch The Simpsons, until I got sick of watching the same 10 episodes
over and over again.
23. ACTOR: I don't know their names, I like the guy from The Terminator that says "i'll be back" COZ
THAT IS TOOOO COOL (losers).
24. ACTRESS: The chick with the blonde hair that did a lot of crying, wait thats every movie isnt it?
Yeah im sick of women being depicted as sad little sobs that cant look after themselves. GIRL POWER!,
what happened to that? Put these sexist movie directors in their place for me okay?
25. FOOD: Okay, people here we go...I'm a teenager, and I'm male, that means that if you were to get
(I wont go into details) but basically I would eat my own vomit (not literally, c'mon people) I'm
just saying that guys will eat anything and lots of it(but not quite, dammit why cant you people take
a joke?).
26. NUMBER: I frown at the stupid person who wrote these questions, erm I can't tell you my favourite
number because that is "personal".
27. CARTOON: Hello? Is the Simpsons a cartoon? Because I think I may have already told you the answer
to this stupid question, gee i hate chain mail.
28. DISNEY CHARACTER: Disney sucks, they think they are too good to put their cartoons to view for
free (apart from that Saturday Disney crap) also they charge too much for their DVDs and there is
never a discount, yeah i love Disney... NOT, I guess I like that Scrooge McDuck, mostly because he
wants to beat the crap outta all the other Disney characters
29. COLOR: Ooh well i can tell you the colours i dont like: Poo-brown, I dont care if you say that
it's chocolate, although "infant diarrhoea" is a far worse colour.
*******LOVE LIFE ETC******* 30. DO YOU PLAN ON HAVING CHILDREN?: Would you bring a child into this sick sad world? One who you will nurture until they take drugs as a teenager, drink your cash, contract AIDs, and run off without
any thanks. The world Is too cruel to bring in more children, it's inhumane don't risk the small
chance they will have of not being screwed up.
31. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?: Only reason people get married is so they can have sex without
feeling guilty. Then it falls to crap after a few years time. Huzzah! Livin' it up!
32. HOW OLD DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR FIRST CHILD?: Well I sure as hell hope I'm not giving birth, but I see kids with kids around, so I'm glad to not be one of them (ie horny 14 year old with no intelligence)
HOW OLD YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GET MARRIED?: 1,384,098 years of age, and I hope the person who
marries me is arrested for grave-robbing.
34. WOULD YOU HAVE KIDS BEFORE MARRIAGE?: NO! Don't you have any decency!! Dammit!
37. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: Oh yes, probably, but surely the person who wrote this would think of
nothing more but how 'hott' a person is, rather than how valuable, or lovely. Charming.
***EITHER-OR WHICH ONE YOU PREFER*** (Erg my least favourite questions, where i must choose between the lesser of two evils) 38. MUSIC/TV: Argh...music? 39. GUYS/GIRLS: Ewww i dont need all you gay rights liberals on my back so i will keep my mouth shut
for this one..woops too late, anyway... GIRL please!!
40. GREEN/BLUE: Blue please, since green is similar to "infant diarhoea"
41.PINK/PURPLE: Erm eeny meeny miney...PURPLE.
42. SUMMER/WINTER: Winter! In the summer you can't do anything to keep cool other than be naked,BUT
in the winter you can: put on a sweater, find a heater, stay inside, light yourself on fire...its all good!
43. NIGHT/DAY: Night, the night is beautiful and poetic, Day is: Where I go to school.
44. HANGIN OUT/CHILLIN: I see. Is there a difference? PS: If you try and answer this
question you may be told you are an idiot (you were warned).
45. DOPEY/FUNNY: Dopey people can be overbearing, funny is better than relying on stupidity,
dopey: i get it, like humour-- but different.
*******ALL ABOUT YOU******* 46. WEIRD SAYING YOU HAVE: groovy, yay, i like rice, freakagelic, neato, righty-oh, riiight... , aha, MEHA, probably, apparently, cool bananas, go nuts, i try, huzzah!, it's crazy (i say all kinds of things
these are just some from the list)
48. HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN DRUGS?: ARGH, gee whiz..was the question writer a raving crack head? no I
have not taken drugs, no I never will...ive seen what that damn stuff does to people, it ain't cool
yo, trust me
49. WHAT'S A MAJOR TURN-ON FOR YOU?: "turn on" what a polite, romantic, and thoughful way to phrase
that question... NOT...look it's:
1.None of your business.
2....None of your business!
50. HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO ON A FIRST DATE?: I think i know what this question is talking about, and I
think you dirty minded sex-obsessed clowns need to settle down.
51. WHO DO YOU LOVE? People who don't send me chain mail messages with surveys, quizzes, threats,
"luck", or weird and boring stories/ poems.
***SOME ONE YOU KNOW WHO IS...***
*MOST BLONDE: This question is not very uselful for anyone to know how blonde a person is, leave the blonde folk alone! Even if a girl wasn't blonde I would still be sticking up for 'em, its like you
are all prejudice, get over it: hair colour doesnt relfect personallity (unless you dye it, then it
reflects that you want to be "cool").
*FUNNIEST: I may be an arrogant snob and say that I am the funniest person i know, its twisted
humour, but i love it!
*CRAZIEST: You dont know all my friends so whats the point anyway? I dont know the point to answering
these questions.... n/a
*LOUDEST: Seriously...why do you care?
*STRANGEST: C'mon...you are seriously reading this?
*MOST CARING: n/a (im not going to dignify a comment in an undignified chain mail)
*TALLEST: You must be insane. n/a
*SMARTEST: Really, you have got to be the stupidest person on earth. n/a
*BEST PERSONALITY: You are reading another chain mail, and i know you, yes you will fill it out and
pass it on won't you! WONT YOU!!! Argh i need a cigarette! (PS: I dont smoke) n/a
*****THINGS THAT YOU THINK***** 52. WHICH 4 PEOPLE ARE YOU OPEN WITH AND TRUST THE MOST: *Rolls eyes* Next... 53. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SOUL MATES?: It's a crock of mashed potatoes. You will pretty much love
anyone if you spend heaps of time with them (Until you get sick of them), it doesn't make you
compatible, it doesn't make you unique it just makes you light headed.
54. IS IT RIGHT TO FLIRT IF YOU HAVE A BF/GF?: Hell no, there is a difference between joking and
flirting, just think of it like this "If you partner could see you, would you be doing it? eh? eh?"
SUPREME LOGIC I suggest you heed my words.
55. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU CRIED OR GOT TEARY ABOUT?: I broke my pencil once, C'MON whats with the sappy questions??? Someone better give the question writer a hug. Awwwww.
57. ARE YOU HAPPY?: I have my ups and downs, like every other person. Which do you want me to be? I
want to do the opposite just to be a difficult pain in the...next question!
58. WHY ARE YOU HAPPY/ NOT HAPPY? Why???? I need to validate my own happiness now??? Get a grip, just
because you're having a bad day doesnt mean you have to drag everyone else down!
59. WHAT'S AN OBJECT YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT: Currently I daresay I CAN LIVE WITHOUT ANYTHING, I'm not obsessed with belongings, although I require a computer to talk to you all and share my thoughts
across a great distance mauahaha. Without the gentle hum of my monitor I would surely freeze to
death. *Looks around...hugs computer*
60. SILVER OR GOLD?: Silver and Gold have I none, but such as I have givest thee (Erg Sunday school
memories)...wait what was the question again? Erm I coose silver, although stainless steel is similar.
62. DIAMOND OR PEARL: Pearls look like marbles, and old ladies wear them, I choose diamonds, but I'm
not a transvestite.
63. SUNSET OR SUNRISE?: Bit of both, otherwise we would either burn to death from too much sun, or
freeze to death from not enough.
64. HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING?: No, should I have? Gee some perverts really wish to know if
their friends go skinny dipping? Dear-oh-dear, what has happened to this world...
65. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No, but i want to...I keep telling myself that i will, just
give me a bit longer and I will. I promise.
66. DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCING?: Peircings and Tattoos are a major turn off...yuck! I dont mind girls having earings (if they want them) but all the weird crap people get... *gags* each to their own I
guess. It's almost as unnatractive as people chewing gum, (reminds me of a cow chewing its cud).
People need to learn to be themselves instead of pertaining to the culture of "cool". Going out of
your way to have "something done" is just a way of saying "I know im a loser, maybe this will help! LOL"
It doesnt, try and get more than a One Dimentional personallity then feel free to contact me.
67. WHAT COLOR UNDIES ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?: Again with the perv questions? i dont know...let me check....mmmm it seems to be a blue patterned set of boxer shorts! Was that useful information for you people? DO YOU SEE WHY I HATE CHAIN MAIL?
68. WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?: I SAID I DONT LISTEN TO MUSIC argh!
69. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR MOBILE NUMBER: 7721 (does that reflect anything about my
personallity? God help me if it does!)
70. WHERE WOULD YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?: Why does it matter? You have found love!!! What more could you want than to be ANYWHERE with the love of your life? Besides i know that most
honeymoons are spent in a bedroom, so it dont matter if ur in france, england, USA, or here in
Australia...it's all the same.
71. WHO DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH?: Oh yes, let's all set our lives up to be
dependant on wishful thinking relating to other people. That'll get us far in life! Look kids, don't
get your hopes up too much. Just take life as it comes and please TRY to be a decent person before my
head explodes. Surely you wouldn't want to do anything to hurt your good pal Adrian right?
72. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: I notice whether they are overbearing or not (Whether I can stand to be in a room with them for 5 minutes; but that also applies for the
same sex too*) what this means is an instant synopsis: "Do i want to strangle this person?"
*I'm not gay. 73. FAVORITE SPORT?: I like football, its win/win....either way some JOCK will have his head slammed
into something very hard, isnt that what we all desire deep down (apart from the jocks themselves or
perhaps they even enjoy the ignorance of brain damage).
75. WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU'RE GONNA GET?: *Cough* I dont listen to music you fool, get it into your
heads...I refuse to do something just because everyone else does it.
76. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS OR GLASSES?: Are those my only options? I'm not allowed to have clear vision
now? I do have sunglasses! Do they count?
77. WHAT'S THE BEST ADVICE GIVEN TO YOU?: "dont pick you nose, its gross" (when i was a kid
obviously) it was good advice, for without it, i would have no social status and i would be stuck
hanging out with other nose pickers. Nightmarish eh? Damn 'Dungeons & Dragons' fans, 'Warhammer'
nerds, and people that know that 20Ghz, 40kb hardware monitor, with Raden XL fire sound card and 40
Kz hard drive is a physical impossibility (i was making crap up and only a nose picking nerd would
have picked up on it) other good advice: "Dont stick knife in toaster, you're gonna have a bad time"
78. HAVE YOU EVER WON ANY SPECIAL AWARDS: Yes but I tell myself: "they were lost in the mail". 79. WHAT ARE YOUR FUTURE GOALS?: I aim to acheive world domination. 80. WORST SICKNESS YOU EVER HAD?: Once I started the song that never ends...it keeps going on and on my friends...argh *slaps self* I'm okay, I'm okay.
81. DO YOU LIKE FUNNY OR SCARY MOVIES BETTER?: I love wetting my pants, any time of day. Riiight.
DUDE put down the stupid special effects romp and find some talented dialogue rather than a group of
teenagers getting lost in the woods and screaming for 2 hours straight. FUNNY PLEASE!!!
82. ON THE PHONE OR IN PERSON?: You dont know where either have been, but i would much rather IN
PERSON with internet as my second preference (Webcam, microphone, and text if your lost for words!
Wow!).
83. HUGS OR KISSES?: Both at the same time? I daresay hugs though, they bring closure and security to
people, only a freak would try kissing someone when they feel down, (Take advantage of a girl: and I
will hunt you down).
84. WHAT SONG SEEMS TO REFLECT YOU THE MOST: No song reflects me: I'm damn strange and proud of it,if you try and suggest something, I will: "Rip out your eyeballs and stick 'em up your butt, so u can
watch me kick the crap outta you!" ---Moe, The Simpsons
85. IF YOU DIED TOMORROW, WHO WOULD YOU LEAVE EVERYTHING TO?: Wow, now we are planning on dieing tomorrow? Geez that must be hard for you, anyway I'd hate to have regrets and I'd hate for things to
be "not fair" so I'm going to have all my posessions burned just to tick you off.
86. DO YOU HAVE ANY ENEMIES?: Plenty, people dont seem to like me, because I am happy and content
with my own self image! Get a life of your own people stop being so weak minded!
87. WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR: Oh well, gosh. I don't want to scare you all. Better keep it secret,
keep it safe.
88. WOULD YOU RATHER BE RICH OR FAMOUS?: I'd rather be rich, because then I could get rid of those
riches and dispense them to people, that would then make me famous as the "Crazy man who throws money
at people for no reason" and I would have a regular income to give to the poor (great theory eh?).
Basically I dont want money...but i do wish to help mankind. OTHER people NEED money, so give it too
'em you greedy jerks!
90. IF YOU HAD 24 HOURS LEFT TO LIVE, WHO WOULD YOU SPEND TIME WITH?: Argh how charming, no wonder the drug question was in this list, and now this question proves my point! Whom? Well it would have to be Mr T, because he's just awesome the way he shouts non-intelligent things and then stikes a pose
of some kind.
91. HAVE YOU MET SANTA?: Okay, once again i wish to point out the drug question! (48)
92. IF E.T. KNOCKED ON YOUR DOOR HOLDING UP A PEACE SIGN ASKING TO USE YOUR PHONE WHAT WOULD YOU DO?:
Stop it man, how much did you take? HAND EM OVER where did you get those?? C'mon dont mess with me,
where did u get the drugs man, ET is not visiting anyones house any time soon as he is a fictional character! Note: if held at gun point, do what they say.
92. WOULD YOU EVER EAT A PARROT: Damn drug addicts.
93. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO THE PERSON YOU LIKED: Aww but I like EVERYBODY (yeah don't point out the obvious of course i don't) I'm always talking to someone that i LIKE if i am online at
the computer typing emails. Or should I just go and hang out with everyone I don't get along with. Yeah, fun.
94. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?: One cat, and one goldfish (I want to see how long the goldfish lasts, the
current record is 2 weeks. It's like my own SURVIVOR series)
95. WHATS YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS?: ... hmm, well, you see, that question, is so damn stupid that i have
to write out a procedure! see up the top of this email? where it says "from" THAT would be my email!
stop smoking weed people!
97. ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC?: NO!!! Geez I find my own happiness instead of making meories that i wont remember! What's the friggin' point? ...End up with AIDS the next day because you were too stupid to
realise that drinking doesnt solve your problems it CAUSES THEM!
98. WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Another sad sap with no imagination (Sorry Damien) I'm sick of bloody chain mail letters that leave nothing to the imagination, really tell you nothing about a person and really
contain no information either enlightening or entertaining, why dont you people go live life instead
of respondiing to some crappy thing made by a bored crack-headed teenager with no life. If I get one
more letter that promises "GOOD LUCK" for sending it, and "BAD LUCK" for deleting it, i will punch
that sap for believing everything that they are told. I will then tell them to brush their teeth and
go to bed so that i no longer have to deal with them.
99. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT PERSON?: The guy that sent this? Great guy, but i dont care who you
are, dont send me chain mail (or links to join some crappy websites) if you want my adress, i'll give
it to you, and you can write it in your diary. I hate getting excited about an incoming email, only
to find that it is from HI-5, or BEBO adress books!
FOOTNOTE: It is to my understanding that the number system is messed up, this would be due to kids messing with the message before it even got to me, I'm sure we aren't missing much though, just use your imagination to fill in the blanks with:
Have you ever:
* Pooed in the bath?
*Tasted your own urine? *Eaten a corpse? *counted down from 10?
*Considered beastiallity?
You get the basic idea I think...
OK FILL IT OUT ABOUT YOURSELF AND DAMN WELL DONT SEND IT BACK TO ME! I CAN WAIT A LIFETIME TO SEE THE RESULTS! (DON'T copy and paste it into a new message or fill it out about yourself) Too many people are tired of chain mail, and my smartmouth regarding it. 2005/10/5 Nerds, Trains and an Evil Grandmother!When boring hobbies increase in popularity, the nerds shall rule the Earth. Beware the growing plagues of Jargon-dribbling nerds, but wait just one nose-picking minute! Is it a bird? Is it a train? It's Adrian! to put them all back in their place! (About time too)
I have returned from one and a half weeks of "Holiday" Ha! If that's what you call it. My father set up his electric train set in a small town to "check for bugs" Gah! The setup and un-setup is a labouring process I tells ya! But apart from this, this was nothing compared to the weekend that followed, cue the phantom of the Opera music please!
It's facsinating, it really is, this would be a moment to open your eyes to my sarcasm. So what to do when you are surrounded nerds, and smelly old men who seem to narrate their lives. "Oop, pour the coffee, there she goes!" "Oh right, tha'll just fix it while I PULL the pants up!" "deary me look at those trains go around" Argh! How can you continue to read this?!
Yes Old people suck, mostly because they can't chew (yay bad joke) But seriously, they lack so much in communication skills that it just brings me to tears of boredom! Why can't they just be quiet? But there is one in particular who needs to keep her mouth shut. Yes none other than a certain "Innocent little old grandma" on my fathers side.
It is a common myth that old people simply don't mean what they say, when your grandmother looks you straight in the face and just as you mutter "Oh grandma, what an unpleasent suprise" She stops without hearing you and tells you "You're too thin! You kids are stupid! What you watch on TV is idiotic! IS that your intelligence? You are a digusting disgrace!" Woah and then I turn around to find that my whole family (distant relatives included) Just whisper "Don't upset her, just leave her be" Yeah right! Spineless but I know better! Once I was hyperventilating from an asthma related thing (when I was quite young) And she yelled at me "STOP PUTTING ON SUCH AN ACT!" Yeah well, I'm sure you would have cried as a 7 year old too!
This lovely old lady lives in a hygenic home full of chihuhahua (small dog for all you dolts out there) hair and poo! Yay! They should hold the next survivor series in her house! Then it might be worth watching. So I decided that I would throw out some of the crap in her kitchen, yes "food" goods, but only with her permission. One would not expect that Vegemite could go MOULDY but yes, indeed it can, expand your mind! Over 20 years old "Keep it" she says, HA! Yes it could wipe out an army of Iraqi Terrorists! Further in I stumble upon an open jar of sugar, undoubtly 40 years old and full of ants and cockroaches "Just scrape of the brown stuff and use the rest!" Sure sure sounds like a plan, one of suicide.
I find some plastic cutlery, knives and forks, discouloured with age left open to the Amazon Jungle of animals living in her draws "Oh just give them a rinse and we can have a picnic!" Yeah, well I'm not having a picnic with you, you old bag! That's disgusting, why not buy a new set for 50 cents, here have the money PLEASE! "no no that's not the point!" YES IT BLOODY WELL IS THE POINT! THIS CRAP IS DISGUSTING! She didn't listen. Well eventually I did what I could, although unfortuantely i didn't have any weapons of mass destruction. I mentioned to her that we should have taken a "before and after" Photo to show what a disgusting habbitat she lives in. At that point she left, and went somewhere saying something along the lines of "Okay I know I'm not wanted" Yeah I wont fold to her manipulation, She needed a good talking-to dammit!
Now, back to this train expodition thingy-ma-bob, yes I brought with me a video camera to film trains? Hell no! I had a fantastic time instead, shouting out "NEEERRRDSSS" to see what kind of filthy responses I got, Ha! Wait till I edit and publish this "attack of the nerds" Movie, it's fantastic. I Approached one boy and said nothing but "Are you one of them?" Pointed the camera in his face and he ignored me! You have to make fun out of such boring events. And it's fine to make an ass of yourself if no one is going to recognise you anyway! Fight the power! And look forward to my nerd movie comming soon to a webspace near you!
------------------------------------- Wowzers! I have had the internet for one year now, and MSN spaces since only May 2005 and look at how many people express how little life they have to sift through a good 20, 334 words worth of blogs and comments combined, Nothing enlightening I assure you but I'll let the statistics speak for themselves. You zombies need lives! Surely I can't be THAT interesting...Anyway, Ciao, Adios, and Seeya later peoples!
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ And that's without lifting a finger (ie I only just got back home; Geeze Louise!) adrians_blogs_r_us@yahoo.com.au Most people who read this, now hate my grandmother. 2005/9/10 Emos, Bogans and ChavsWell, I guess I will stop with the coloured blogs now, as they may help assist the Attention Defeciet to read my page because of the "Pretty colours" it also degrades me as to being someone who has to change in order appeal to those who don't really want to listen anyway.
Well I have some "definitions" for you, and no I am not Maddox, and nor will I ever be, but some of you will apprecitate my research, even if you do accuse me of needing a life, I'm sure that your life will leave much to be desired for getting all "Matter of fact" when leaving a comment on a person's blogs....
For those of you who have used www.urbandictionary.com you will find a whole heap of street terms, and a bunch of Kids telling you what they are, most of these Kids have no English skills or imagination, so I will attempt to truncate my findings...
Firstly, while searching google, trying to find out what the hell "emo" was, I found many sources, each of them an insult to this teen culture (and by 'culture' I mean bacteria) Even the ones who hold respect in any way for "emos" were just making fun of themselves by opening their mouths, but enough talk, let's get down to the chase!
Emo: (Just point and and laugh) Sure, it's cool to have pouty lips and wear geeky glasses when you have perfect eyesight, but it's definitely not cool to be Emo. And the skinny efeminate boys will cross their arms over their one-size-too-small, Pokemon shirts, as they buy another set of girls jeans. They often can be found crying in school hallways where they know everyone can see them, perhaps his sandwich fell in the dirt, Whatever. Nice sweater, Poindexter.
Mindless girls often call emo boys hot although it's impossible to tell from that huge chunk of overgreased, overdyed hair hanging in his face. Emos suck, cant we just go back to good ol` 1999 when "wigger" was the fad?
"Emo means just being different thats all i have emo friends they are awesome but they're always f-ing sad about some crap, yeah i cant stand it."
Emo: My dad took away my cell phone
Human: Really?...Well my mother just passed away, I found out that my Father has had children with other women for 15 years now, and last night some men broke into my house with guns while I hid in the closet!
Emo: Oh okay.
-Yeah that's right, go find something WORTH crying over-
Girl: Wanna chill tonight? Emo boy: Can't. I have to go write poems about my dead cat. Girl: Go get a real hair cut. John: "Dude, I accidently knocked that Emo wimp over and he was so weak he apologized to me!"
Jake: "Mother.... Let's smash the punk! Everyone else in room: YEAH!!
Bogan: (there was no definition, so this is all my own)
The usual piece of crap who thinks that he is a valuable member of society for leaning out of his beaten up vehicle, (Because he lacks class, and the knowhow to get a job, and thus a higher quality car than a beaten up Ford Falcon which sounds similar to a lawn mower) and screaming out "GO SON!" Other phrases apparently evident are such terms as: "C'mon Son, You're not HARD enough!". These sexist and somewhat smelly individuals can be seen anywhere in a Pub, boasting about how drunk they got the week before. The only danger that a Bogan will ever encounter is one involving drowing in his own vomit, yet despite all evidence, some favourable qualities must be apparent to some people.
These people are clearly Boganettes, and love to be abused by sexist, chauvanistic, sport loving, unintelligent, and overall stupid men. Australian society has taken a downfall, and the Bogan population are the "image" that is often represented as Aussie Culture. Well, this misconseption can be set straight, get these beer-swiggers of our continent, they are of no value.
Human: Excuse me sir, may I have a light beer?
Bogan: C'mon son, what's wrong with ya?
Human: I beg you're pardon?
Bogan: You're not HARD enough!
Human: What does that even mean? How does drinking a light beer establish an inferiority of any kind?
*At this point the Bogan becomes confused and resorts to violence, beating the human to the ground*
Is't it ironic how intelligence makes you a dumbass...
Chav:
You probably don't want to waste your time meeting a british "gangster" as this 5 foot tall, brightly coloured guy reminds you of those black pimps you see in movies. Yes, this guy is like a "Wigger" but more pathetic, his clan can be spotted outside McDonalds as he shares intelligent conversation with his fellow chums. "Yo got da bling bling!" "Huh? Yo startin' on meh!". Get off my land, Chav. Release the hounds, Winthrop.
Picture this: a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (however, he doesn't know what 'sport' is). He waits with fake or stolen gold items, and hood ornaments outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when an adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out, unless he has friends with him.
The IQ of one of these scum can be found using the following equation:
IQ = 1 _________________ no. of gold chains^2 How to humiliate a chav: ask them to recite the alphabet. Chav: "What you say about my mum?"
Human: "i'm pretty sure i didn't say anything" Chav: "You f***in' startin'?!" Human: "erm no, im just tryin to go home" Chav: "come on then moosh, don't get lary" *A bunch of Chavs come from no-where and beat the crap out of the human*
The end.
Tonnes of people wanted a better conclusion, but agree with my definitions.
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Examples of "Emo" 2005/5/17 Wow, now i can be "cool" like the rest of you guys.Merry christmas one and all, since the invention of this blog feature: people are lead into the false sense of security that people care what they think. Do you care what i think? probably not, which is why i dont try too hard to impress anybody. Anyway, suddenly everyone is writing diary type entries...should they be posted on the national news? NO! (so dont put them in your blog because as sad as it may be, telling people about how average your day was does not make a nice light read, and doesn't provide anything enlightening nor entertaining to your public). The other kind of blog that people have been drawn to is one of a comedic approach, where everyone suddenly thinks they are funny because they can wave a website in other peoples faces. Well done jerks: - email, So, now I have the privelage to waste your time, just because you saw a little yellow ' * ' next to my name in MSN 7, WOOPDY DOO. Sorry to dissapoint you people, but I, like everyone else: DONT HAVE ANYTHING INTERESTING TO SAY (so stop trying, it's pathetic). I can sit here and write newsletters...why do you read it just because its entitled "blog" but if I were to send you an email you would call it junk??? why??? because we humans are stupid and fall for every little fad that has bright colours, moves or has the word "blog" attached to it.
ARGH dammit, look what you did, you made me rant for ages about crap! Point proven!
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