My blogs are depreciating in value again - hence I deleted a few.

 

http://the-real-adrian.spaces.msn.com Go here for daily babble - it's a bit of a change from the stuff I would write for this space, a lot less pajazo, and fewer attempts to be obnoxious or offensive.

 

Horrible news: Tony Smith is alive.. for big blog fans... this means that strange young man who inspired such songs of mine as "Eatin' Babys" and "Earl and Tony, Love Tragedy". He's started a band, where they make pointless noise. It's horrific. He's also become a MySpace whore.. who would have thought it.

 

The Tony we once knew, offending all - but mostly the Jewish community... is long dead.

 

Right, now for an actual blog - please be advised, I've just woken up from a 20 hour weekend sleep, glorious stuff.

 

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That's right, I'm not writing another blog until this blog has 100 comments   
200 comments  153 comments   (See, I'm great at bargaining) and they all have to be different people. High expectations, which means no more blogs. Muahaha. : }}

 

 

 

  

 

403  jerkfaces didn't leave a comment.

 

UPDATE: I'm only counting each individual, nomatter what time period they come from. Haha, but the comments rock, keep 'em comming. You might need to get your friends to help comment.

Also, Help end poverty, eat the poor.

 

 

No doubt about it, your head will be inspired with humour which is FAR MUCH BETTER THAN MINE! By the way, this blog is short, so read it dammit!

 

Madamon is so awesome that you should all feel so inferior as to eat your own faces (Not feces) to show your respect for her, as I have done. Not only was my face fantastic but:

 

Madamon: I see, but did you have to eat your shoulders, ribcage, and spine as well? : O

 

There is none quirkier. And no activity more delightful.

 

Infact why not click her link since you all seem pretty tired of me. Isn't it nice of me to give you things to do?

Hey don't click it yet! The show's not over until the little boy calls from the bathroom: "I'm finiiiished!"

 

Okay, here's what you do: You go to the page, you look for the list of archives and then you click "April 2005" because that's where the humour begins and the awesomeness of of Madamon slaps you so hard in the face that you fall off your chair and start going into a series of convulsions. Then when you get to hospital simply ask them: "Does this place have Internet access? I wasn't quite finished. :["

Then you go back to the main page and see what else you have missed.

 

Mmkay, it's to my understanding that I've had over 2000 views of this webpage but after dividing the number of offensive rants to the number of offensive comments, I don't know who you people are, so give me a buzz at adrians_blogs_r_us@yahoo.com.au for emailing all of your important (but most likely otherwise) thoughts. Where either one of 3 things will happen:

 

1. OMYGOSH UR SOO COOL WUTS UR MSN??

2. I LUV MADAMONS FACE!!!!!

3. >:-( ARGH I HATE U SO MUCH I HOP U DIE U HOMOFAG

 

Thanks goes to Madamon, for without her, I would be as obnoxious as the 3rd example. Now, my grammar has improved, as have my social skills. Huzzah! Anyway this is just a small token to say:

"Madamon kicks more ass than Jackie Chan. She probably breaks more noses too!"

This may well be my final blog, any last resquests? Email me, but we can't end on a sad note...So here are some awesome quotable quotes.

 

Madamon: I think you'd be more powerful in New Zealand if you were friends with their sheep. Really, I was over there in January. They have armies of sheep.

 

Madamon: If your Daddy's not rich, or you don't have  breasts that could tackle the Eiffle Tower, high chance you're not going to be rich either. --;

 

Madamon: You know, if you guys really did 'lol/laugh out loud' as much as you say it did, your lungs would have  collapsed by now. D:

 

Madamon: Women are multi-tasking, otherwise how would I even get around to replying to you without going, "Aw, f***it mate, bring me one of me stubbies, I wanna watch the FOOOOOTY" Well, that's the stereotypical male, as for girls that are like "omigaaawd like MAKE UP" ... they overrun our school. Like the Plague.

 

Adrian: Imagine a paradise without sexism.

Madamon: The sky will be made out of fairy floss and John Lennon. =3

 

Madamon: Children; No consideration for anyone's feelings except their own; they delight in excluding and making others their own age feel sad. The sad ones are my favourites, because they're usually silent and cute (because their spirit is broken).

 

Madamon: "Hey, you're really nice, but you're quite ugly. In fact, horrifically ugly.... go away."

 

Madamon: I found an Asian kid who made origami today. He made me a butterfly <3 And he's made cranes before (Because I say, "Make me origami, b***h")

Madamon:

              Person says:
              Ainsi, tante Gabelle m'a dit que vous avez un travail
              maintenant ? (Not important, about a waitress)
              Madamon says:
              Oui. Fortement embarrassant, trop - la serveuse, vont
              je. (Conversation rolls on)
              Person says:
              Ha. Je me rappelle mon premier travail, j'ai eu de
              costume le plus étrange. J'ai eu un poulet sur ma tête.
              O_o (Conversation still rolls on)
              Madamon says:
              Er. Learn English, damn you, you foreign f***er.
              Person says:
              Qu'avez-vous dit ? (What was that?)
              Madison says:
              Ne vous inquiétez pas. xD (Oh nothing, you! xD)
             
              Having non-English speaking cousins is great. Insults
              galore!

 

Madamon: I HATE YOUR FACE!

 

Madamon: I want to make a personal questionnairre... And have every question to do with your face like it starts off fairly normal...
              Name:
              Age:
              Gender:
              Where do you live?:
              Favourite pasttimes?:
              Do you like your face?:
              Would you eat your face?:
              Your face!:
              Do you like my face?:
              Do you think faces are cool?:
              Face?:
              Face?:
              Face?:

 

Madamon: What I say is meant to be uncensored. YOUR FACE IS UNCENSORED!

 

This is all in a days conversation with this AWESOME person, in fact after she made me write all this at gunpoint, I wasn't sure I could do it. I guess I might live to write another blog afterall. Later people.

 

 

1000's of people love Madamon's face, even if they haven't read this entry.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SPECIAL THANKS TO:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me.

 

Eat my Pajazo.

 

*Names, pictures, and details used with permission.