Don't be an emokid. I hate emokids.

 

Why?

 

I just do, okay!

 

If you are an emokid, get off Myspace.com, stop writing like a freak, stop taking pictures of yourself.

 

Go take a picture of yourself smiling with the family like in the good old days without whacky angles and photoshopping out those nasty angry pimples. Smile, and get that hair out of your face. Also it wouldn't hurt you to look a little respectable.

 

You bastards.

 

Now go to these much more friendly links: (hold shift and click to open new window)

 

 

Birthday Blog: I'm 18! For the blog written about the day I "became of age" sadly with no license or ID.

What Shampoo Do You Use? Anybody? For the blog about idiocy on Sydney trains.

 

Shout Outs Blog: Faces That Rock! Probably needs another update. I am NOT sorry for any names not listed.

 

Here's some pictures of richly goodness, what every growing boy and girl needs (apparently):

 

Earl and Tony's Honeymoon:

 

Earl and Tony in the Jungle

 

Earl and Tony on Star Trek

 

 

Earl and Tony in France

 

Earl and Tony in Egypt

 

Adrian Wylde, courtesy of Tim Flaps

 

Adrian Wylde in action, courtesy of Tim Flaps

 

Suck crap, Drew Barrymore! This is my first MSN drawn picture thing.

 

This picture scares the living hell out of me - thankyou Charmaine for sending it... WHY?! Oh why!

 

 

I don't know why this display picture was created... it doesn't make any sense to me... You God damn people are strange!

 

Cheerio.

 

http://trashcanland.spaces.msn.com < Click here to go home.

Crappiest Crap I Ever Crapped

 

As you can see by the title of this blog, I am in gross need of a thesaurus, oh hark! What say you? Search Google? Done and done my good man/ lady / transvestite!

 

Side note: Transvestites scare me. I saw one in Sydney during my excursion, it was some guy on female hormones, or some chick on male ones...either way, a 'muscle-bound-effeminate' is a scary, scary site. I thought she was either going to eat me, or rape me. Oh how I flatter myself sometimes...

 

Nasty.

 

Anyway, while playing a game of 'Spot the non-gays who aren't Asian' and being disappointed with the results tallying at approximately: 0, we wandered the street, inhaling the glorious pollution, and keeping our eyes off the Prostitots (err, little girls that dress like skanks because it's kEwLiEz to attract people like Earl, well, apparently anyway).

 

Did I mention I hate Sydney? Well, it's definitely got more to offer than Dubbo, I haven't seen so many adult 'book' stores around here...

 

Why did I go? Well it would seem that I needed to go on the same excursion I went on last year, because of 'Shuttup, it's compulsory' - That's why. It was for Drama. Gah. You know what kind of guy does drama?

 

Glaben! Video games compared with the ...blah blah blah...

 

Oh yes, and we mustn't forget to remember that, but also the 'bogans mate' who are there for the 'chicks'.

 

Deerr... let's hug babe. So I can look at your ass and touch you so that you think you’re special when I really just do this to everyone.

 

What about the girls?

 

Oh my gawwwd I soo lurve hott guys, one like, fully came up to me, and was like 'hey' and I was like 'hi there' and then we was like 'hehe'.

 

Well surely with such a busy schedule planned of visiting theatres and workshops, after all this hard work of sitting down, the teachers felt like taking us to 'Broadway', a shopping centre, to please the kids with ADD (and surprisingly massive wallets for people on McDonalds wages).

 

OH MY GOSH I SO WANT TO DO SOME CLOTHES SHOPPING!!!

 

Oh my gosh, I so want to stab you in the neck, but I don't get what I want, Do I? No. Shuttup you damn shallow people who fail to realise that they already look fine. My bet is that 'hott chicks' just say they're ugly to make 'ugly chicks' feel even worse about themselves. Congratulations, I hope your perfume contains some form of lead.

 

Oh gee Adrian; you must be gay or somethink if you don't like hott chicks!

 

No, screw you. It doesn't matter how 'hawt' you are, or think you are, if you are a total-pretentious-pain-in-the-ass then you're not really all that fun to be around, are you?

 

Ah, sweet rhetorical questions, how I do love thee.

 

Shall we end here, before I get angry?

 

Yes, let's.

 

Wait: Here are the synonyms for 'crap' as found through Google:

 

Poo, crap, shit, excrete, faeces, droppings, pat, dung, compost, manure, poop, abysmal, poor, bull, bad, unsatisfactory, cheap, lousy, miserable, paltry, rotten, shoddy, trashy, crummy, Brittany Speares, measly, pathetic, piteous, pitiable, pitiful, rueful, balderdash, garbage, nonsense, poppycock, rubbish, twaddle, applesauce, Callan's blogs, baloney, hooey, malarkey.

 

 

Eww, sounds like emokid poetry to me.

 

Cheerio.

 

adrians_blogs_r_us@yahoo.com.au

 

PS: None of you made any decent suggestions for what I should write about, my blog which requests your assistance has proven useless, you suck, no don't exclude yourself and believe I'm not talking to you. You really do suck. The crap blog will be removed.

 

  

 

Goodevening, one and all. While I am here, i may as well leave a link to a webpage that i found to be hilarious, http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish

this proves to you that i am completely uncreative but show the guts to admit to it, hey its better than me stealing that guys words and then claiming them as my own. apart from this, that link makes fun of anyone that has either written or appreciated a blog entry, so sit back, relaxe and let us all laugh at ourselves through sheer ignorance.

 

Okay, in an attempt to stir outrage as this seems to be the only way of getting people to come up and say anything constructive, I will ponder over a great many ways of insulting you all.
No I won't, but think about it (that's all Iask).

 

My options involve saying something either:

-Funny

-Informative

-Creative

-Inspiring

-Offensive

-Ficitious

-Random, and possibly i could say something

-Stupid

OR I could bore you with the prattling details and intricities of how hard or how great my life is and tell you of all my dreams thoughts and ambitions (if I were to have any) and then go on to tell you my plans for the weekened, and how much fun I had last weeked, do you want to know? i didnt think so! I will keep such useless information to myself as I advise all of you to as well (unless I am prompted otherwise).

 

So, let me attempt something grand so that I may please you all!

 

Funny: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA!

 

Informative: I am currently not wearing any shoes.

 

Creative: Perhaps the moon is not made of cheese, but it is made of an outragesous material that can make cows turn into seagulls (amazing how creative crack heads must be).

 

Inspiring: "A man once jumped from a bridge and plummeted to his death, imagine how far YOU could jump! (Oh, how horrid, black humour! I may have offended someone which may have saved me some time).

 

Ficticious: My 'blogs' are cool.

 

Random: Noic serd masol temben leeku deminar loanguow.

 

Stupid: See "Random", then read it backwards.

 

Well, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight. You have all witnessed my inability to be creative, I hope you enjoyed wasting yet another 1 - 40 minutes of your time (I have to be vague).

 

 

A few people also noticed that:  'I failed to be entertaining'. This blog sucked, what was I thinking? Anyway stuff this.. time for a real update!