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2006/1/23 How to get UN-banned!And on the 10th day, he rose from the dead. What can I say? I did the unimaginable. In fact, I’m in such gob smacking awe and shock that I don’t even know what to say. Let’s start with a recap of the past month or so eh? This is not a ‘real’ blog, nor is it funny. Quit complaining and celebrate the return of this wonderful inoffensive space.
On the 13th Januray, I wrote a horrid blog, a blog so damn nasty that it broke EVERY single rule in the MSN code of conduct. This was disturbing, oh the disturbingness is impossible to describe! The following day….
My space was gone.
All gone. Not just a little bit. Not just a blog. All was lost. I had been sent a message to confirm that my space had been permanently deleted.
[Pause for dramatic effect]
After many trials and tribulations, I took up all my courage and sent the kissiest assiest message you could ever imagine “Oh no, please don’t take my space! I’ll do anything!” Well not quite, but that doesn’t matter, as the computer generated response I got read:
I noticed. Thanks for sharing, “Jane”.
Then, the countless hours I spent, tossing and turning in my sleep “Should I start a new one? Yes? No? Pajazo? All I knew was that I had to try.
Anyway, long story short, I got fed up with bull crap responses from MSN Computer Generated Staff ™ ver. 437. I finally got frustrated to the point where I couldn’t help but release my smartass side.
To MSN SPACES Customer Support:
Regarding: Sign Up (I can sign IN just fine, thankyou, so don’t send me an email which explains how to change my password, or turn on my monitor).
The response I got started off as another disappointing rejection email, but little did I know…
I was wrong! (Just read the yellow bits)
Hello Adrian,
Ted, I love your face. Yes your face, don’t be shy now. You’re far nicer than "Haydee", or “Jane”, because THEY did NOT love my face, they just sent me around in circles. I wish I could call them a nasty name, but that may be a breach of my “Code of Conduct”.
For those who wish to see any of those blogs, I will not distribute them through my email address which is adrians_blogs_r_us@yahoo.com.au not even if you have the subject line as “I wish to see a hidden blog”, and nor will I send you the file which I did not back up onto my hard drive.
This would be that moment where I wink to signify a hidden meaning to what was just said. *Winks*
Now, I leave you with this Eulogy, which I wrote to praise myself, and also the infamous Tony, who deleted his space. Tomorrow I will blog again (yes, so soon) about the Hobo Metal band, "Trashcan of Deception" and my antics down the street involving confrontations with security. Oh the suspense! Enjoy my heavily censored work from now on. I love you all.
Eulogy
This is not a crappy movie, starring Ray Romano, and Hank Azaria, no. This is a tribute to the greatest, most beloved blogmasters of all time, Tony and Adrian.
They provided hours of entertainment, to fill our hearts with joy, love, and meteors to the genitals. Tony’s was surely unique. It was a good blog, a kind blog, a blog that changed the world as we know it. He contributed to society, the faithful phrase “Eat a d*ck”, and although he often babbled about his boring daily, uneventful life, at least he’d say it with style! “Today sucked dog phallus”.
Indeed Tony, today does suck ‘dog phallus’, for not only did you delete your space, and the heartfelt comments of ‘crewl unda a rok n die, u homofeg’, you also deleted a small part of us all, and we love you for it.
We mourn, not only the loss of Tony’s space, as he wanders off into the world to find a real life, to live, to enjoy an actual girlfriend unlike the some of us who waste countless hours before the gentle glowing hum of our beloved monitors. We also must say our farewells to Adrian Snrub, the infamous self proclaimed bastard, who became known as ‘The Lord of the Blogs’. Sadly, his space incurred irreparable damage after a head on collision with the MSN department. There were no survivors, both passengers, and driver passed away, never to return.
Adrian, who could not match Tony’s hate, but had what it took to make us read 1000 words per week, was far greater a teacher to man, than Socrates, or Pythagoras. He gave us many uncalled for fights; he was a master of shit-stirring, and the master of a blinding colour scheme. If anything, he has left us damaged retinas, so we thank you, Adrian.
Tony’s space left us, as Tony no-longer wanted to suffer the slings and arrows of being tied to a pitiful webpage, when he could be doing something more productive, like throwing his own pubic hair at people. You taught us…many things, which I can’t recall right now, apart from teaching us to hate Jews, and Rove McManus, and that little kid from ‘Stuart Little’, but truly your space was always an entertaining, and engaging read.
Adrian’s space left us, not by will, but by force, and that messed up blog, which had him reported for 'investigations', and had his IP address banned from creating a new space to replace the old, well, let’s just say, that psychologists worldwide now thank you for your work. You were angry, persuasive, you taught us to hate aliens, emokids, MSN, Japanese cartoons, political correctness, and Mary Poppins. Well done, sir we hold our upmost respect to the man who had his space permanently deleted.
Combined, these two comrades brought us a song or two, which we may hum to ourselves as the days go on, “Earl and Tony- Love Tragedy”, “Eatin’ Babys”, which may never had come to pass, if it weren’t for the combining of these two apocalyptic maniacs.
Adrian's Blog, Rest in Peace.
Tony’s Blog, Rest in Peace. “Tony’s Wonderful Space” – Part a cat’s flaps and shove your c*ck up there.
Blesséd be the lost blogs.
We Will Remember Them.
Ashes to Ashes, Pajazo to Pajazo.
adrians_blogs_r_us@yahoo.com.au
2005/10/23 MSN is delightfully fabulous.Hello Adrian,
We have been informed of a Code of Conduct violation in your space, apparentlyadrian. Please remove the following contents from your MSN Space within 48 hours for it to be in compliance with our Code of Conduct standards. Space Name: apparentlyadrian Space URL: http://spaces.msn.com/members/apparentlyadrian/ Blog Title: ------, we know you're ---. Blog Date: October 22 Blog Time: 6:34 PM Permalink: --------------------------------------------------- If you remove the said materials, your space will be again in compliance with the MSN Code of Conduct and will remain open for your access. Otherwise, we will be forced to close down your space. We hope you could bring your space into compliance as soon as possible. Sincerely, Haydee MSN Spaces Customer Support Thanks for that 'sincere' response, Haydee, which was no doubt printed out by a computer which scans documents.
I've decided that I don't like the MSN lady, but she's nicer than the Avon lady (although probably not as pretty, hence she's ended up with a job involving sending emails to angsty teenagers). I didn't have to delete my other blog, but I just did it out of the kindness of my heart. Although some of you may still want it in all its glorious goryness, so you can still email me as always because I saved it in "MHTML" format and also the "DOC" format.
Who'd a thunk it. Below I've highlighted the possible offenses of the now 'hidden' blog. Save time and just read the yellow bits.
You will not upload, post, transmit, transfer, disseminate, distribute, or facilitate distribution of any content, including text, images, sound, data, information, or software, that:
- incites, advocates, or expresses pornography, obscenity, vulgarity, profanity, hatred, bigotry, racism, or gratuitous violence. - is intended to harm or exploit minors in any way. - is designed to solicit, or collect personally identifiable information of any minor (anyone under 18 years old), including, but not limited to: name, email address, home address, phone number, or the name of their school. - invades anyone's privacy by attempting to harvest, collect, store, or publish private or personally identifiable information, such as passwords, account information, credit card numbers, addresses, or other contact information without their foreknowledge and willing consent. - is intended to threaten, stalk, defame, defraud, degrade, victimize, or intimidate an individual or group of individuals for any reason; including on the basis of age, gender, disability, ethnicity, sexual orientation, race, or religion; or to incite or encourage any one else to do so. I'm a bad boy. I'm sorry. p: ]
I'm also sorry for the blinding colours and I hope that you may come to forgive me, and not report them as 'abuse'.
So, in an attempt to make my page appear less 'hate-filled' let me just say.
I love you all so much. ^_^
Yeah, you guys are alright, and completely awesome. I just want to tell you how glorious and wonderful everything is. Oh and I also wanted to tell you. I love your faces too. : }
What a beautiful day. : O I'm such a friendly happy guy and I wish you all well. I hope you like my page LOL.
Now I begin to realise why most spaces on MSN seem to lack a serious amount of quality. It's because they have to. Yeah, thanks MSN, for making me as boring as the rest of these...wonderful people with, er, fantastic views to share and, um, well established grammar and spelling!
I really do hope that you're all very, very happy. : ]
adrians_blogs_r_us@yahoo.com.au
310 people failed to pick up on my sarcasm and also love Maddox's face more than mine. 2005/8/16 Gah! Christian Spam!Firstly, this is a long blog, the email itself may be interesting for you, but the comment beneath it is only for those who were greatly offended by this parody of Christian Spam (Which is as bad as any other spam).
Subject: READ ONLY IF YOU HAVE TIME FOR GOD
Here we go...
Right, now that I have lured you to read every dull sentence created by very bored teenager, by using the almighty power of God to threaten you, to use the lovely Christian value known as "guilt" I have yet another message for you all...
(Insert sap story here)
Yes, you will always find a struggling Christian tell you how little time they make for God, and how much of a challenge that is for YOU. Congratulations you're a crappy Christian, what’s next, wait I forgot something...
(Insert misquoted bible verse here)
Eg, "Ye shalt pass on all ye crappiest of chain mails, or burn forever in hell in torture" ...Somewhere towards the back!
(Insert poem)
Well yes the poem was nice, much better than anything else online...yet something burns deep inside me, it may be that the poem has no structure, is spelt poorly, it conveys a Christian message... but again imbeds it with guilt.
SCROLL THROUGH TO THE END!!!!
Sorry, I just thought I would remind you that for some unknown reason I want you to read the WHOLE email, not just skip to the violent bits.
Easy vs. Hard (this is question and answer time)
Why is it so hard to tell the truth but yet so easy to tell a lie?
Because you are an idiot, even non Christians know the kinda mess they get into from lies, thanks for showing how messed up the world is, I thought this was meant to be sent by Christians...nicely done!
Why are we sleepy in church, but Right when the sermon is over, we suddenly wake up?
Because Mr T isn’t giving the sermon, if someone could translate the bible to appeal to the Attention Deficit, then the world would be a better place.
Why is it so hard to talk about God but yet so easy to talk about nasty stuff?
Because the nasty stuff needs to be dealt with, but there are never any problems with the bible (think about that really hard, don’t hurt yourself)
Why is it so boring to look at a Christian magazine, but yet so easy to look at a nasty one?
Because you have A.D.D
Why is it so easy to delete a Godly email, but yet we forward all of the nasty ones?
You forward nasty ones? Damn you chain mail people suck! I don’t forward any; I think with my brain, not just sit and believe in superstitions. Nor do I wish to pass on nice ones to pose as being better than everyone else.
Why are the churches getting smaller but yet the bars and dance clubs are getting larger?
Because I said so! Happy? I didn’t think so, okay you want a reason? how about this...because some people are very lonely, and all the lonely people in desperation know that if they pay money they can have company that wont be mean to them because its "bad for business". These people need jobs; they are not "cool".
Do you give up? Think about it. Are you going to forward this, or delete it?
Hey I answered you're stupid questions already, what's wrong with these people? There’s a question that I can answer! These people are fake-poser-Christians --the wannabes, instead of going out and doing good deeds in secret they declare to the world how great and holy they are, not realising that their pompous attempt to be "Godly" hasn’t converted anyone, entertained anyone, or helped anyone.
Just remember-God is watching you. Prayer Wheel-Let's see the devil stop this one!
YAY GUILT! See? If you break this, not only are you condemned to eternity in hell, but you become the devil himself!
Here's what the wheel is all about. When you receive this, say a prayer for the person that sent it to you...
Okay so now I expect you all to pray for me! I bet you're praying that I stop sending chain mail already eh? Hehe, why am I not surprised...
(Insert another sap story, and then twist all the words into a sermon of some kind)
Well that was nice, but what did it really have to do with the bible and since when are bored teenagers the bringers of all good knowledge? Oh I know this one; I know this one...NEVER!
Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell?
Yes, hilarious, I can stop myself from busting at the sides... (Hey settle down I was being sarcastic!)
Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in God)?
How is that ironic in any way? Those people are called "agnostics"
Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord people think twice about sharing?
Whoa I thought these people are Christians, why are they finding this funny? PS: I don’t pass on chain mail of any nature, one thing that would make me more inclined to pass something on is if it was genuinely funny and non-offensive! You know something WITHOUT the threats of burning in hell at the end of them? Unfortunately I have received none.
Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them?
Are you telepathic now, psychic? isn’t witchcraft against Christianity, look I sent this whole thing to all the working email addresses in my account, I hope you jerks are pleased, that I wasn’t so proud to just leave the uppity "I’m so great" crap there, and pretend to be something I’m not.
Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me?
That’s because you are an insecure little brat! Shuttup already and stop complaining...please?
I pray, for everyone who sends this to their entire address book, they will be blessed by God in a way special for them.
No, that means they may be blessed with a lesbian orgy, that's called "Humanism" not "Christianity" just because something feels good doesn’t make it right, argh! I hope you are blessed with a punch to the head for pretending to be a Christian.
And send it back to the person who sent it, to let them know that indeed it was sent out to many more.
...Why? THERE is a simple question that you cannot answer, WHY should I send this to someone who has already seen it? Simple, I shouldn’t! Attention Poser Christians:
"When you pray go into you're room and lock the door, make sure that no one is listening"
"Do not be like the Pagans who sing their praises to God in the streets, to show to the world their supposed righteousness"
(They are two quotes kinda from the bible, I admit I'm not a very good Christian, I should probably know the verses for them, but I don’t... so deal with it)
Attention REAL Christians:
Respect goes to you people.
Attention Christian haters:
Cry elsewhere, I don't care
Attention Agnostics:
Make up your damn mind
Attention Satan:
Go eat some cheese whiz!
"oh yes i indulged in evil and longed for something more...my life was terrible until i recieved a patronising letter from a lost teenager which had lots of made up stories, THEN my life started to turn around and i found Jesus"... You never hear testimonies like these...Gee I wonder why!
Jerry Springers Final thought..."I like to make a lot of people very angry"
Oh wait I’m supposed to get all serious and sentimental at the end of this, right? Erm okay here it goes...or I can shout random bible verses at you!
"God works for the good of those who love him" proverbs something.
"Love the Lord your God with all your heart, mind, soul, strength and love neighbour as you love yourself" quote Jesus
"Trust in the Lord always, and lean not on your own understanding" erm, Corinthians?
"Though I walk through darkness I don’t need to fear evil coz Gods around and he will protect me and stuff" Pilgrims Progress (I remember it vaguely) TAKE THAT YA DAMN POSER CHRISTIANS, and DONT SEND ME CHAIN MAIL! If you pass this onto your whole list, woopdy do!
Many people stopped reading this after they saw the subject.
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Soo This time let me seperate humour from the original chain mail message before offering my apologies to all who were offended. This will be a long blog, only read it if it directly affects you, this is the original chain mail and i will include some christian based comments in a non-offensive way (that is my intention) you will find MY words in blinding red font!
Subject: READ ONLY IF YOU HAVE TIME FOR GOD
God, when I received this e-mail, I thought... I don't have time for this... And, this is really inappropriate during work Then, I realized that this kind of thinking is... Exactly, what has caused lot of the problems in our world today. This person did not 'recieve' it, they wrote it, i feel that "read only if you have time for God" is a way of pressuring people by using guilt in order to make them listen to you. Christians are supposed to promote love and not guilt, and God should not be exploited in this way. We try to keep God in church on Sunday morning... Maybe, Sunday night... And, the unlikely event of a midweek service. We do like to have Him around during sickness... And, of course, at funerals. However, we don't have time, or room, for Him during work or play... Because... That's the part of our lives we think... We can, and should, handle on our own. This is a nice challenge, but i don't like the writer speaking on behalf of the audience, it can be somewhat misleading rather than honest to bring forward a powerful message. Sermons don't begin with "I dont make much time for God" because deep down that doesnt challenge us to do any better. May God forgive me for ever thinking... That. there is a time or place where... HE is not to be FIRST in my life. We should always have time to remember all HE has done for us. If, You aren't ashamed to do this... Please follow the directions. Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father." This is a reasonble thought to make, but it is not so acceptable to do so im public in such a way, the purpose of this may not be to seek respect, but it can certainly come across that way. The bible tells us to keep a strong relationship with God and to strengthen ourselves among christians. This doesn't mean to exhibit your prayers to the Lord. "When you pray, make sure that it is done in secret" (I have no objections to praying in groups of christians or one on one with people who need love) "I am not ashamed of the Gospel for it is the strength and salvation of everyone who believes" The bible doesnt tell us to pass on chain mail. So i would again appreciate it if the bible was not misquoted in such a way. I knelt to pray but not for long, I had too much to do. I had to hurry and get to work For bills would soon be due. So I knelt and said a hurried prayer, And jumped up off my knees. My Christian duty was now done My soul could rest at ease. All day long I had no time To spread a word of cheer. No time to speak of Christ to friends, They'd laugh at me I'd fear. No time, no time, too much to do, That was my constant cry, No time to give to souls in need But at last the time, the time to die. I went before the Lord, I came, I stood with downcast eyes. For in his hands God held a book; It was the book of life. God looked into his book and said Your name I cannot find. I once was going to write it down... But never found the time" I do not object to this poem in any particular way at all, perhaps some scripture verses to go with it would be appropriate so that we can quote the bible, as the bible won't be lost through translation. Respect to the poet though and I have no personal problem with this section. Now do you have the time to pass it on? Make sure that you scroll through to the end. Pass on the message that Jesus died on the cross to save people sins if you only love him. "God works for the good of those who love him" So if you are not a christian, you may find that your life doesnt go the right way for a reason. Christians don't have good lives either, but they can smile because they know they have something to look forward to. No promises have been broken in the bible so far, Nor will they ever be. Easy vs. Hard Why is it so hard to tell the truth but Yet so easy to tell a lie? Why are we so sleepy in church but Right when the sermon is over we suddenly wake up? Why is it so hard to talk about God but yet so easy to talk about nasty stuff? Why is it so boring to look at a Christian magazine, but yet so easy to look at a nasty one? Why is it so easy to delete a Godly e- ma il, but yet we forward all of the nasty ones? Why are the churches getting smaller but yet the bars and dance clubs are getting larger? Do you give up? Think about it . Are you going to forward this, or delete it? Human nature is to sin, Adam and Eve sinned, and they are an example of people who fall for temptations, Gods wrath is strong, He is loving, and people treat him like garbage. How would YOU feel if you were treated like garbage? Did YOU see a sinless son be cruelly killed? God has the right to be angry, and also has the right to banish people to an eternity in hell. We have to fight temptations and love God. All the other stuff doesnt matter as long as we ask to be forgiven of our sins, and love God enough to TRY not to do them again. (and only he will know)
Just remember-God is watching you. Prayer Wheel-Let's see the devil stop this one! Here's what the wheel is all about. When you receive this, say a prayer for the person that sent it to you.... Yes God is watching you, but what happened to praying in secret, I will assume that this email is designed only to strengthen christians so i will hold back my comments. But please dont try to control Gods Power, or his will. This is somewhat blasphemous. God is watching you, but as a christian you should not imbed guilt onto others, you should spread only Gods love. Dont say the Devil stops your prayer-wheel, because this implies damnation upon all who dont abide by YOUR rules, dont forget that they are GODS rules we should be following. Prayer is good, I always encourage people to pray, but God will judge others... it is not our place to do so. Jesus lived among Prostitutes, and Theives, He loved these people and helped them. He did not shut them out of his life, or tell them that they were damned. That's all you have to do.... There is nothing attached.... This is so powerful.... Do not stop the wheel, please.... Of all the free gifts we may receive, Prayer is the very best one.... There are no costs, but wonderful rewards... GOD BLESS! Prayer is wonderful when it is kept between you and God. May God keep you and bless you. If this doesn't give you chills, nothing will...this message is very true. Hope you are all as blessed as I was from this story. I wonder how many people will delete this without reading it because of the title on it? is this a sincere prayer? It does imply righteousness of the author, but perhaps im being a little too sinicle there. It is not my place to judge, But i have yet to see scripture being analysed. There once was a man named George Thomas, pastor in a small New England town One Easter Sunday morning he came to the Church carrying a rusty, bent, old bird cage, and set it by the pulpit. Eyebrows were raised and, as if in response, Pastor Thomas began to speak..."I was walking through town yesterday when I saw a young boy coming toward me swinging this bird cage. On the bottom of the cage were three little wild birds, shivering with cold and fright. I stopped the lad and asked, "What you got there, son?" "Just some old birds," came the reply. "What are you gonna do with them?" I asked. "Take 'em home and have fun with 'em," he answered. "I'm gonna tease 'em and pull out their feathers to make em fight. I'm gonna have a real good time." "But you'll get tired of those birds sooner or later. What will you do?" "Oh, I got some cats," said the little boy. "They like birds. I'll take 'em to them." The pastor was silent for a moment. "How much do you want for those birds, son?" "Huh?? !!! Why, you don't want them birds, mister. They're just plain old field birds. They don't sing. They ain't even pretty!" "How much?" the pastor asked again. The boy sized up the pastor as if he were crazy and said, "$10?" The pastor reached in his pocket and took out a ten dollar bill. He placed it in the boy's hand. In a flash, the boy was gone. The pastor picked up the cage and gently carried it to the end of the alley where there was a tree and a grassy spot. Setting the cage down, he opened the door, and by softly tapping the bars persuaded the birds out, setting them free. Well, that explained the empty bird cage on the pulpit, and then the pastor began to tell this story. One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just come from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting. "Yes, sir, I just caught the world full of people down there. Set me a trap, used bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!" "What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked. Satan replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun!" "And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked. "Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly. "How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked. "Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. Why, you'll take them and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you and kill you. You don't want those people!!" "How much?" He asked again. Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your blood, tears and your life." Jesus said, "DONE!" Then He paid the price. The pastor picked up the cage he opened the door and he walked from the pulpit. The intent of this fictional story is to express in some way the importance and sacrifice that God made, PLEASE support your arguments with the bible so that it can be defended for the good of God. Notes: Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell. After conversing with atheists, i can tell you why this is sometimes the case. They see christians condemning them all the time, when they are supposed to love. They see christians boasting all the time when they are supposed to be humble. They learn to hate the bible because of the ways that it is presented to them again and again. They know all about Jesus, they know all the stories but they dont care, They may even try leading good examples to people, But people trash talk God because Satan has power on Earth, God is testing to see who will follow him. To know peoples true hearts. Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in God). People who dont even know what the bible is still have a spiritual yearning, this makes the argument of ignorance unnacceptable by God. I'm sure you all know John 3:16. Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord people think twice about sharing? People may think twice about sharing because they may want to make their own jugements about how the bible is supposed to be represented, you should never do something just because you are told to.
Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them. Well i have sent emails to my whole entire list only twice, on both occasions people were greatly offended. "We should not provoke eachother to anger". So please do sort through your list to send messages, I have learned this the hard way.
Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me. This is what being a christian is all about, we have to "pick up our mats, dust the sand off our shoes and move on past those who will not listen to the good news". But again, i must stress "Do not act like the pagans who sing their praises in the streets", Christians are not really any better than anyone else as we are all sinners, so be humble in your love for God, do not exploit christianity for the sake of proving your love for god, be humble. I pray, for everyone who sends this to their entire address book, they will be blessed by God in a way special for them. And send it back to the person who sent it, to let them know that indeed it was sent out to many more. I really do not consider this a prayer, i am sorry if you disagree. What outcome is there of this prayer? Is it to see this persons example as a christian or did they think of what i actually need, and pray in secret about it, and accept Gods will either way. Be careful with prayer, dont use it in vain. Proverbs 3:6 Seek his will in all you do, and he will direct your paths. Finally a bible verse, but mixed among all the emotional fictitious stories and unbiblical thoughts, it loses meaning from my perspective, Good verse though, just remember to show how it may affect a persons life. To all who were offended by this email and missed my intended meaning, I am deeply sorry. I did not write it as a church sermon, it had a different purpose through sarcastic humour. When it was written, I had this in mind: "how will i get atheists to listen to a message about the bible?" Well the view of christianity portayed is one which my family supports, and my intent was not to offend anyone, it doesnt insult the bible, or wasnt supposed to, but just a message about "How christians should act".
Bye people, and sorry again. I acknowledge that I am not the perfect example.
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